A/N; Hey! I'm back! Did ya'll miss me? Oh well. Anyway, this is to celebrate a birthday. NattyMc, or her new username, My Dictator Level Is Over 9000. Her birthday's tomorrow, so Nat! If you're reading this, happy birthday!

Doof sighed. His birthday was today, and like always, he was alone. Like always, he had no one. Like always, he wasn't even celebrating his birthday. He was just sitting at home, watching his Spanish soaps. He had also told Monobrow not to send Perry since he had nothing evil planed today.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Curious, Doof got up and opened the door.

There was nothing.

Doof looked down the hall both ways. He couldn't see a thing. Well, not until a chatter from below broke his thoughts. He looked down to see Perry.

"Look, Perry the platypus," Doof sighed. "I don't know if Monobrow told you, but I'm not doing anything evil today. So you can just head back on to your little agency and-"

Perry shook his head.

"Why would I fallow you?" Doof asked. "You'll probably lead me to some sorta trap so you can arrest me and hand me over to your agency! That's what's going on, isn't-"

Again, Perry shook his head.

"Well, can't you just leave me alone so I can sulk about no one celebrating my birthday?"

Once more, Perry shook his head.

"Why not?!"

Perry pointed inside his apartment.

Doof spun around to see Perry, but with a surprise.

Perry had balloons in his one paw and card in the other. Streamers decorated the roof and walls. A small cake was set on the small table in the room.

Doof gasped as he approached Perry, who was holding out the card. "B-but weren't you just-" He watched Perry walk to the door and pick up a small object and shut off the holographic image. Perry pointed to the card, as if he was telling Doof to open it and read it.

He did exactly that. He opened the card and read it.

Dear Heinz;

Why so surprised? Did you really think I'd forget your birthday? I'd never do that. I'm not the others in your life who'd forget.

That was a hologram at the door, just so you know. It took me a long time to build that and program it since I'm not as mechanically inclined as you are. It also took me a while to plan this party. I had to go and almost break OWCA protocol to do this, just so you know.

Anyway, there's another thing I need to tell you. I'm not too sure how you'll take it but I still need to get it off my chest. I'm in love with you. There. I've said it. I don't care if you feel the same way back or not, but I just needed to tell you.

Anyway, happy birthday.

Perry.

Doof had no clue what to say to that. This was the most thoughtful thing anyone had done for him. Ever!

Well, for one, he did kinda think Perry would forget. Everyone's done it before, so he just thought Perry would as well.

Perry built that hologram all by himself? Just so he could give him a birthday party? That brought tears to his eyes how Perry was just that sweet.

Perry was in love with him. The Perry the platypus was in love with him, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, of all people- no, of all living things- on the planet- again, no, in the galaxy?

Doof went to look Perry in the eyes, but was met with something more.

A kiss.

Perry had yanked Doof down and oddly placed his bill on the doctor's lips.

Doof started crying tears of joy as he kissed the semi-aquatic mammal back.

Maybe he would celebrate his birthday this year.

A/N; So? How was it? Good, fine, awful? Please tell me in a review, and again, happy birthday (tomorrow) Nat! Alright agents! Let's sing! (the agents and I sing birthday song from Backyard Hodge Podge) Happy Birthday!