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I kind of love writing about Al and putting him in different situations that we live everyday. Honestly he's my favorite character and I think he's just so cute. If anyone has a suggestion of another scenario to put Alphonse in let me know! Struggles that some of us college students have to go through :( Clearly Edward doesn't give a care in the world about saying what's on his mind.

I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.

Alphonse was more calm when it came to these situation, while Ed was just a hot head shouting out any curse words that first came out of his mouth.

"Ed," Al tried to subdue his raging brother, "Calm down. You'll only make the situation worse."

The two Elrics had just left one of their campus' cafeteria with food in hand when they say the piece of paper attached to Ed's windshield.

"You think I give a fuck about a wannabe campus cop?" Ed crumple the parking ticket in his hand, "It said 15 minutes parking zone. We were barely gone for 10 minutes," The raging blonde un-crumpled the ticket.

"Do you see this fuckery, Al?!" Ed held the ticket up to Al so that he could read the print, "50 dollars? For abiding by the law? How about next time I just park on top of their fucking car if it's that serious?"

Al shifted the plastic bag from one hand to the other so he could grab a hold of the paper, "Maybe we could go to the campus police," He said trying to read the instructions on the ticket, "They should be able to fix this problem."

Out of the corner of Al's eye, he could see the campus police approaching them. Although he didn't believe in God, he prayed that whatever being up there; if there was one, would not allow the situation to get out of hand. But he knew that with having Edward Elric as a brother, as the seconds ticked by, he was becoming more upset.

"Hello, do you two have a problem?" The cop greeted the two.

Ed yanked the ticket out of his brother's hand, "Actually I do. What is this?"

"A ticket," The cop replied.

Al could see the veins literally popping out of Ed's neck. He knew this wasn't going to end well at all.

"I know what it is," Ed shot back, "Let me make myself more clear. Why did I get a ticket when we weren't even gone for 10 minutes to get food."

"Sir, calm down," The police said in a condescending tone, "If you have a problem, please visit the campus police station."

"You're damn right I have a problem. You're the one who gave me the ticket, so why can't I directly talk with the source?"

"Ed," Al said calmly, "Let's just go to the station and get it sorted out."

"I don't have time for that. If this cop can give out tickets, then he oughta be able to explain the reason for giving it to me."

"Sir," The cop said obviously annoyed, "I gave you the ticket because you're not supposed to park here on Friday after 4pm."

"And where's the sign that says that?! 'Cause I sure as hell don't see it."

"If you have an issue, please take it up with the campus police station," The cop said walking away from the brothers.

Ed looked at his brother, "You see that bullshit? He couldn't even answer my question!"

"Relax Ed," Al started as he walked towards the passenger's seat, "If worse comes to worse and you have to pay it, we can split it."

Ed opened the front door of the driver's seat, "That's not the point! The point was that the school police keeps trying to screw me over! I'm sick of this place. As if they don't get enough of my money, now they want to find sneaky ways to cheat me out of my money?"

Al sighed deeply. He knew he wasn't going to hear the end of it for the rest of the day. Still, he was satisfied that he and his brother didn't leave in hand cuffs.