Karaoke With the Order, a harry potter fanfic

Disclaimer: Don't own HP, or any of these songs.

A/N: This is a story that the plot fairy brought to me and I had to write it. I'm not supposed to be on the computer, so if anything's wrong, it's because I was rushing.

Karaoke With the Order

It all started at an Order meeting. Dumbledore, the old codger, thought everyone needed a bit of cheering up. So, for some reason known only to himself, he had acquired a muggle karaoke machine and insisted everyone go up and sing.

Sirius got very excited at the idea and ran up on stage to go first. A classic blues rock song came on. Sirius started singing:

'On the day I was born,
the nurses all gathered round,
and they gazed in wide wonder,
at the joy they had found.

The head nurse spoke up,
said "leave this one alone"
she could tell right away
I was bad to the bone.

Bad to the bone,
bad to the bone,
B-b-b-b-Bad
B-b-b-b-Bad
Bad to the bone'.

When the song drew to a close, everyone clapped and whistled.

"Who's next?" Dumbledore asked.

Tonks went up on stage, knocking over a vase in the process. A pop song started playing.

'Ooh, ooh

We're no strangers to love,
You know the rules, and so do I,
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other girl
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

She was staring at Remus the entire song. He was blushing like mad.

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.'

At the end, everyone clapped and cheered, Fred and George wolf-whistled, then hopped up on the stage. A Beatles song began. Most people in the room recognized the muggle band, and cheered. They began singing, alternating verses.

'I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob'

Half the Order had joined in by the time the song ended. As they excited the stage, Hermione came up, to everyone's surprise.

'You change your mind, like a girl changes clothes.
Yeah, you PMS, like a bitch, I would know.
And you always think, always speak cryptically
I should know that you're no good for me

Fred leaned over and poked Ron, "What did you do this time?"

Ron hit him.

'Cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down

You're wrong when it's right
You're black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, you don't really wanna stay, no
But you, you don't really wanna go, oh

'Cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down'

When she was done, everyone was staring at her wide eyed. Ginny began clapping, and the rest joined in and Harry got up on stage.

'Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day

You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you'

Everyone was really getting in to the karaoke by now, and was stomping and clapping to the beat. Remus took the microphone next. A slow rock song got going.

'Another turning point;
a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist;
directs you where to go.

So make the best of this test
and don't ask why.
It's not a question
but a lesson learned in time.

It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

So take the photographs
and still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf
In good health and good time.

Tattoos of memories
and dead skin on trial.
For what it's worth,
it was worth all the while.

It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

(music break)

It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.'

The song terminated and everyone was awed at the performance they had just seen.

"That was bloody amazing!" Tonks yelled.

Remus blushed yet again and took his seat. Ron accepted the offered microphone.

'Oh, her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day

Yeah, I know, I know, when I compliment her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so, sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look ok, I say

Ron gazed at Hermione, as if asking for her approval before beginning the chorus.

When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing, just the way you are
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while
Because girl you're amazing, just the way you are(yeah)'

When the song ended, a single tear rolled down Hermione's cheek. Ron came off the stage and hugged her.

"That was beautiful," she said.

Kinhsley started singing, a really good song actually. (A/N: couldn't resist.)

'Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
Can't touch this

He started doing some really great dance moves.

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
Feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known
as such
And this is a beat uh you can't touch'

The kids were up out of their seats dancing to the beat of the song and Ginny practically ran up as soon as the song was finished. A Taylor Swift song began playing.

'We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there

On a balcony in summer air

See the lights
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go, and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes'

Harry was in shock from the power of the music. There was only a few people left, most people had escaped the whole meeting, but they didn't know what they were missing. Professor McGonagall was next to go, and only got up when Albus practically begged. A country song started playing.

"Whoo!" George yelled.

"Go Minnie!" Fred yelled.

"Did you tell them that name?" Remus asked Sirius suspiciously.

"Nope," Sirius answered completely honestly, albeit gleefully.

'Another day has almost come and gone,
Can't imagine what else could go wrong.
Sometimes I'd like to hide away somewhere and lock the door.
A single battle lost but not the war.

'Cause tomorrow's another day
and I'm thirsty anyway
So bring on the rain.

It's almost like the hard times circle 'round.
A couple drops and they all start comin down.
Yeah, I might feel defeated,
I might hang my head,
I might be barely breathing, but I'm not dead.

No, cause tomorrow's another day,
and I'm thirsty anyway,
So bring on the rain,

No I'm not gonna let it get me down.
I'm not cry,
and I'm not gonna lose any sleep tonight.

'Cause tomorrow's another day,
and I am not afraid.
So bring on the rain.'

Everyone clapped politely. Only one person was left, Severus Snape.

"Absolutely not!" Snape hissed.

"Please Severus?" Albus said.

"Come on Professor,"

"Please?"

"Get in the spirit,"

"No," Snape said flatly.

"If you don't go up, I will turn your hair pink and make it permanent for a year," Dumbledore said.

"You wouldn't!" Snape said, shocked.

"Try me." Albus dared.

Snape went up to the front, scowling, to enormous applause. Most people were amazed they got the moody professor to go up in the first place. A slow song started, and he began to sing in his deep voice.

'I could hardly believe it
When I heard the news today
I had to come and get it straight from you

They said you were leavin'
Someone's swept your heart away
From the look upon your face, I see it's true

So tell me all about it
Tell me 'bout the plans you're makin'
Tell me one thing more before I go

Tell me how am I suppose to live without you?
Now that I've been lovin' you so long
How am I suppose to live without you?
And how am I suppose to carry on?
When all that I've been livin' for is gone

I didn't come here for cryin'
Didn't come here to break down
It's just a dream of mine is coming to an end

And how can I blame you
When I build my world around
The hope that one day we'd be so much more than friends

And I don't wanna know the price
I'm gonna pay for dreaming
Even now it's more than I can take

And I don't wanna face the price
I'm gonna pay for dreaming
Now that your dream has come true

By the time he finished, there was not a dry eye in the room. Even Sirius had shed a few tears. The people that had known Severus loved Lily cried the hardest. No one saw the tears slipping down Snape's face.

"I guess that ends the meeting then," Albus said, when most people had regained control, "should we do it again sometime?"

In spite of themselves, everyone answered "yes."

It was time for dinner, and this time, everyone, including Severus, stayed.

End

A/N: I cried writing Snape's. Sorry if any of the lyrics are wrong, I was in a rush. Please review!