warning: these chapters contain yaoi, and yuri. just saying. Viewers discretion advised either way.

The Host Club had been going through some tough times lately, most of the female students were either bisexual or lesbian which meant the Host Club hadn't been getting too many clients lately. "we need a new plan..." Renge said. "but what can we do?" the hitachiin twins asked. "I think I know something that might work." Kyoya replied. "what?" Renge asked eagerly. "do you know the fifteen year old red haired girl in second year?" Kyoya said. "yeah, Ichigo-Senpai right?" Haruhi asked. "yes. well it turns out she's both straight and lesbian. Later on Haruhi, tell her to come here after class." Kyoya said. "I will." Haruhi said. Later on, Ichigo walked out of class, her short pigtails blowing around a bit with her motion. "hey Ichigo-Senpai..?" Haruhi said, looking down a bit to make eye contact with the redhead. "hm?" Ichigo asked. "can you come with me for a minute? it's important." Haruhi said. "s-sure...!" Ichigo said, following Haruhi to the old music room. Once inside, Kyoya came to them. "miss Ichigo can I talk to you for a bit?" Kyoya asked, smiling. "alright." Ichigo said, coming to the corner of the room. "the Host Club has been going through a lot recently because most girls in this school are lesbians or bisexual. Now... we couldn't really find any other girls willing to take this job so we were wondering if maybe you'd like to help out." Kyoya said. "yeah, okay...!" Ichigo said, agreeing. "very good. now we'll see you later since it's late now." he said.

-timeskip brought to you by Usa-Chan-

it was 10:30 am and Haruhi looked exhausted for some reason. "Haruhi Onee-Chan are you okay...?" Ichigo asked, using her new nickname for Haruhi. "huh...? oh yeah... I just need to rest for a couple of hours..." Haruhi said, flopping next to Ichigo. "okay that's- eep!" she squealed as Haruhi hugged her waist. "mmm this is such a soft blanket..." Haruhi said groggily as she drifted off. Tamaki made a motion with his hands as if saying 'just go with it'. Honey sat across in another chair, eating cake while Mori watched. (that sounded weird XD) Ichigo remained still, being careful not to move until Haruhi woke up. When Haruhi did wake up, she blushed at the position her and Ichigo were in. "I'll get up now." Haruhi said, standing up. "guys our clients will be here at any minute!" Tamaki said, obviously in a panic. Later on, most of the boys were mingling with their guests, while Haruhi and Ichigo were entertaining theirs. "Ichigo-Senpai, it's really hot in here..." Haruhi said, removing the red ribbon around Ichigo's neck. the girls were obviously entertained by this. "H-Haruhi..." Ichigo said, somewhat lustfully. "Ichigo~" Haruhi said, grabbing Ichigo's chin to make her look at her.

-another timeskip brought to you by grapes-

Honestly, Ichigo and Haruhi weren't lovers but best friends. Young Ichigo had her eyes on someone else.

A/N: DUN DUN DAAAAAH! cliffhanger! I'll update later today though, don't worry, I'm pretty fast at updating ^^