Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Monster High

1. Buy all the razors in town so Clawdeen can't shave her legs

2. Ask Clawd if he knows Jacob Black

3. Push Frankie in the pool during swim team practice

4. Take Gill to Long John Silver's

5. Prank call Clawd saying that it's Valentine

6. Call Draculaura a cougar

7. Play "Everyday I'm shufflin'" part of Party Rock Anthem every time Ghoulia walks by

8. Steal Deuce's sunglasses

9. Steal the headless-mistress's nightmare and replace it with Pinkie Pie

10. Say BS every time after Manny Taur says anything

11. Give Draculaura a big mac and say it's fake

12. Tell Frankie she has a boy's name

13. Pull Toralei's tail

14. Tell Operetta she's off key

15. Act like Spectra's invisible

16. Ask Mr. Hack (the teacher) if he ever found Frankenstein's brain. Then when Frankie walks by yell "It's right over there!"

17. Bring a torch and/or pitchfork to school

18. Give Holt Hyde hairspray

19. Stand-up Heath on a date

And 20. NEVER DON'T EVER CALL CLEO A ROYAL PAIN!

(if you value your undeath that is)

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