Part I
By: Ice Princess
A/N: This is my first attempt at humor, so I hope I do alright...
Somehow this idea just came to mind, so I'm going to play around with it and
see if it amounts to anything. Well, just read it and review if you'd like
please. No flames though. Constructive criticism is welcome! But flames will
be used for marshmallows. These are letters from and to the students and faculty
at Hogwarts (and some other special people...), just incase you wanted to
know... Now, read on.
Dear Harry,
Just so you know... I'm still out there, and at large. I'm going to get
you one day, as soon as I get all my strength back!
Lord Voldemort
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Good always defeats evil. I'm going to kill you once and for all as soon
as you stop being a coward and stop hiding.
Harry Potter
Dear Jessica,
Don't tell Harry, but I think he's so cute!
Ginny Weasley
Dear Ginny,
I know you are obsessed with Harry Potter, but I really think Colin likes
you! Why don't you give him a try?
Jessica Andrews
Dear Ron,
I know your sister likes me, but now she's writing letters about me. I found
one on the ground. It's pretty freaky. I don't mind that much... It's just
kinda overwhelming if you know what I mean... There's a dance this Friday
at Hogwarts. I want to ask Hermione because I really really like her, but
I'm too afraid to... Can you help me?
Harry Potter
Dear Harry,
I don't know what Ginny's problem is. She's too young to like someone! Sure,
I'll help you with Hermione.
Ron Weasley
Dear Ron and Harry,
Ginny is NOT too young to like someone Ron! I can't believe you think that!
And what is Ron going to help you with that has to do with me Harry???
Hermione Granger
Dear Hermione,
I agree with you. Ginny is old enough to start liking people... but why
does it have to be me? She's writing letters about me! C'mon! And another
thing... Don't read other people's mail! What Ron is helping me with is
none of your business!
Harry Potter
Dear Hermione,
Ginny is much much much much much too young to like anyone or go out with
anyone, and I will believe that of the rest of my life!
Ron Weasley
Dear Harry,
You're one to talk. You were reading Ginny's mail when she wrote a letter
about you!
Hermione Granger
Dear Ron,
You are very very very very very very very very wrong! Two can play this
game. See you at dinner!
Hermione Granger
Dear Jessica,
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Harry read the letter I wrote you! Him
and Ron were talking about it! How could you have lost it? I can't believe
this! Now I won't be able to look him in the face at dinner tonight! Thanks
a lot Jessica!
Ginny Weasley
Dear Ginny,
Calm down! Maybe you should give Collin Creevy a try now, huh?
Jessica Andrews
Dear Jessica,
You're not helping! I'm just been humiliated beyond description! I'm seriously
sooooo embarassed! I suppose I should just forget about Harry. Tell Collin
that I'm not going to the dance with anyone yet... incase he wants to ask
me.
Ginny Weasley
Dear Mudblood,
You stink!
The Slytherins
Dear Slytherins,
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me! Wands
might put curses on me as well... but I just used a Mud - er, I mean Muggle
saying so wands wouldn't be appropriate for it... Anyway, my point was that
I don't care what you say, so there!
Hermione Granger
Dear Potty,
You stink!
The Slytherins
Dear Slytherins,
You stink more than I do!
Harry Potter
A/N: Well, that was the end of that. The next part will have a lot more stuff with more characters in it. Review 'n stuff now. Don't flame though! Thanx!