I suddenly realized that Christmas is around the corner! Where did life GO? Anyways, noble readers, here's a "The Twelve Days of Christmas" spin I thought up with, you guessed it, ol' Pom from Pom Gets Wi-Fi! If you have no idea who this is, think a Pomeranian with a laptop. Anyways... enjoy~!
The Twelve Doges of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
A laptop with guaranteed stream.
...
On the second day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
Two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteed stream.
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On the third day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
Three dog treats
two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteed stream.
...
On the fourth day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
Four burning houses
three dog treats
two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteed stream.
...
On the fifth day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
Fiiiiiiiiiiive, brooooooooooken frisbeeeeeeeees~
four burning houses
three dog treats
two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteed stream.
...
On the sixth day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
Six Starpugs coffees
Fiiiiiiiiiiive, brooooooooooken frisbeeeeeeeees~
four burning houses
three dog treats
two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteed stream.
...
On the seventh day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
Seven squished spiders
six Starpugs coffees
Fiiiiiiiiiiive, brooooooooooken frisbeeeeeeeees~
four burning houses
three dog treats
two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteed stream.
...
On the eighth day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
Eight Corg-Keys
seven squished spiders
six Starpugs coffees
Fiiiiiiiiiiive, brooooooooooken frisbeeeeeeeees~
four burning houses
three dog treats
two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteed stream.
...
On the ninth day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
Nine funyarinpas
eight Corg-Keys
seven squished spiders
six Starpugs coffees
Fiiiiiiiiiiive, brooooooooooken frisbeeeeeeeees~
four burning houses
three dog treats
two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteed stream.
...
On the tenth day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
Ten Hellish Dog fights
nine funyarinpas
eight Corg-Keys
seven squished spiders
six Starpugs coffees
Fiiiiiiiiiiive, brooooooooooken frisbeeeeeeeees~
four burning houses
three dog treats
two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteed stream.
...
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Doge fetched for me...
Eleven terrierable dog puns
ten Hellish Dog fights
nine funyarinpas
eight Corg-Keys
seven squished spiders
six Starpugs coffees
Fiiiiiiiiiiive, brooooooooooken frisbeeeeeeeees~
four burning houses
three dog treats
two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteed stream.
...
On the twelfth day of Christmas my dead Pom emailed thee...
Twelve Doge angels
eleven terrierable dog puns
ten Hellish Dog fights
nine funyarinpas
eight Corg-Keys
seven squished spiders
six Starpugs coffees
Fiiiiiiiiiiive, brooooooooooken frisbeeeeeeeees~
four burning houses
three dog treats
two homo doges
and a laptop with guaranteeeeeeed streaaaaaaaaaam...
Thank you! Now I dare you to make your own "Twelve Doges of Christmas" lyrics! X3 Hweh, kidding. It's not that easy. I tried to make a reference to most of the big things... blargh.