Danny was walking down the street when he tripped. What on? Why, it was two girls, rolling around on the ground.
"Um… are you guys having sex?" Danny asked, quizzically raising an eyebrow at the strange sight
"NO! she's RAPING me!" one of the girls yelled.
"Haha, you know I'm just kidding, concon." The other one laughed.
The stood up. One was shorter, with short hair, wearing jeans and a hoodie.
The other was taller, with long hair and was wearing some manner of slutty skirtage.
"Hi! I'm anna!" the taller girl hugged him
"gah!" Danny Yelled! "Get off me!"
"Mommm…. " the shorter girl pulled Anna off Danny and started pulling her in the other direction. "Sorry about that. we're gonna leave now."
"THIS IS MY SON CONCON! BYE!" Anna yelled as they walked away.
"Damn, he was cute." Anna remarked once they were out of daniel's earshotttt
"you probably scared him." connor saided.
"yeah. But lesbereal, I'd tap that, concon."
"Anna, I don't think it works like that. but yeah…" Connor dramatically stared off into the sky as Anna began to skip.
"Concon, we gotta go home. Claire has a car, and I don't wanna walk to school!"
"'derpderpderpderp." Connor grumbled.
Danny walked into school. Late. Jazz had decided not to drive him that morning.
"Hey Danny." Sam and Tucker automatically stepped into place beside him.
"Hey Guys. What's up?"
"Gossip. There's new students!" tucker said, while doing something sketchy on his PDA
"Wait, what? People don't move to amity park. We don't get new students. Ever." Danny saided
"well, we just did. They're nice, Danny. You should go say hi." Sam said also
"Hmm… okay. But I don't like this. It's suspicious." Danny made a suspicious face while Sam and Tucker walked away to go to classes. Yayz.
Anna and Connor walked into physics.
"Gee Whiz, it sure was nice of Claire to give us a lift!" Anna grinned.
"why am I even friends with you?" connor mumbled.
"Hi!" A voice said. "Are you guys new? Great! Take a seat. We're learning physics."
"ok."
"cool"
"I'm mr. carpenter. Who ru?
"Im Anna! And this is connor!"
Um, no, ignore her, mai name is cayla
Ok! Well…. Sit.
Where?
Over there.
But there's only one seat!
figure it out!
I want it!
No! I want it!
Bitch!
Ugh. Fine.!
Cayla satted next to the sketchy gurl.
Anna stood alone.
Well, bye star! G2g! Dash said and he walked out of the classroom.
Anna looked at cayla. Cayla looked at anna. They nodded. Gaydarnesss.
Ohhh purrfects. You can sit next to star, anna! Mr crupetner said.
Okkk! :D
Den they lurned physics.
Aftur class:
Hey connor! Guess what? Star is my new best friend. You've been dumped. Vagina.
"does this mean you won't rape me anymore?
No.
Dammit. Well, this sam girl is purty cool. She likes weird bands and british tv, just like me! Yay! And she loves sketchy things and sketchy people! And she has a really cool basement! Yay! So… I'm gonna go eat lunch with her and her friend tucker who she said I would be friends with cuz he likes compoopers to.
Ok. Well, ima go eat with star and her friends. They're gonna tull me abouttu de mallz and stuffz.
Okz.
Okz.
I have class and stuff
Okz. I do too.
Bai.
Bai.