California Blood Moon: San Diego


Scene 1-The Reunions at Oceanside

Trish Stratus, Melina Perez, Johnny Nitro, and Mike Mizanin are on a speed boat that departed Santa Catalina Island 4 hours ago, and are just now arriving at the Marina in Coronado. They step off the boat and onto the pier.

"Oh my god! Were in this dirty, sailor, failure, military, loser city San Diego!" Melina snobbishly complains, "These people here are so fake and fucking ugly." Johnny Nitro whines with her, while all the sailors, military men, and other civilians shoot death glares at them. "Oh my god guys, really? Shut up!" Trish yells at them, and Nitro and Melina just roll their eyes. They all make their way to a car store for a rental car; a 2012, green escalade, and drive to Oceanside California. As soon as they get out the car Trish has an encounter with a familiar friend, "OH MY GOD! IT'S TRISH STRATUUUUUUUS!"The girlscreams psychotically, and then straddles Trish. "Hi Mickie it's glad to see you to." She say's while barely able to breath, and everyone in the parking lot stares at them. "Oh my god I'm so glad to see you hear Trish, I totally love you! I love you! Love you! Love you!" "Thanks Mickie…let…me…breath" she breathes out. "Whoops sorry Trish" Mickie finally lets go and Trish gasp's for air. "Come on Trish beach time!" She enthusiastically screams and pulls her to the beach.

"This beach is soooo lame." Melina whines "Don't worry baby we'll find you another beach." Johnny tells her "I don't want another San Diegan beach I want an LA beach, but no were stuck in San fucking Diego for the week!" Melina yells, Johnny sigh as he is unable to meet her demands. "U wanna go back to the Marina?" he asks "Ya whatever" she packs up her things and walks off the beach.

The Miz sits on the beach and looks at everyone in sight playing, flirting, surfing, dancing and what not, he just wants to lie down, work on his tan, and do absolutely nothing. He takes the sunscreen out of his bag and rubs it on, he gets his arms, stomach, chest, legs, neck, hair, and face covered but can't get his back. He struggles as he tries to rub the sunscreen on his back. "Would you like some help with that?" a manly, and cocky voice asks, The Miz looks up to see the one and only former apprentice, from Raw. "Umm yeah I'd love some help" The Miz says nervously as his former apprentice Alex Riley takes some sunscreen and rubs it on his back. The Miz was really excited to see Alex again, but upset since he betrayed him, in front of the world. To see someone you like a lot after they back stab you a long time ago is hard especially for Miz. "So umm, how have you been?" Alex asked charmingly, "Uh I've…b…been great" Miz answer's nervously "So have you been a good boy lately?" Alex asks "What is that supposed to mean?" Miz asks blushingly "I meant have you been nice to everyone, and not talking bad about anyone, or bullying." Alex answers and giggles "Oh well…yah…I've been an uh…good boy" Miz answered blushingly, Alex giggles at Miz's nervousness "So you still think you're the best, no one's at your level, and that you're not getting the praise that you deserve." Alex asks in playful whiny voice "Ya that's right, everyone needs to recognize that I'm the best and love me cause I'm The Miz and I'm…." "Ya we know Mike, calm down tuff guy. Oh Miz you haven't changed a bit since I moved to SmackDown! You're still my psychotic little Mizzy." He says as he rubs his Mohawk "Well see ya later Miz." Alex walks away "Wow he was really nice Miz thought, why did he rub in my sunscreen, say that I'm the same, call me psychotic and mess up my Mohawk? He's acting very strange but i'll think about it later."