I Wish I Was the Chosen One

I don't own Harry Potter or 'I Wish I Was James Bond'

Draco sat in the Great Hall staring across at the Gryffindor table. Potter was so frustrating. He got everything: money, fame, power, parents that loved him. He opened his mouth and began to sing.

Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
Filled with magic and spells

I've seen you on the halls; it's you that I deplore.
Since I was a child I wanted to kill Voldemort
Fans even in court, and wand up my sleeve.
Hogwarts is not big enough for the both of us you see.

So I wish I was the Chosen One, just for the day
Killing Voldemort, put the death eaters away
And I wish I was the Chosen One, just for the day
Killing Voldemort, put the death eaters away

Hello Mr Potter, I've been expecting you
Butterbeer in your hand, and that cocky way that you move
Don't take this the wrong way, I know it might sound cruel
I'm the next Chosen One, I'm the best in the school

So I wish I was the Chosen One, just for the day
Killing Voldemort, put the death eaters away
And I wish I was the Chosen One, just for the day
Killing Voldemort, put the death eaters away

I've a wand, I've a wand, I've a wand to thrill.
I've a wand, I've a wand, I've a wand to kill.
I've a wand, I've a wand, I've a wand to thrill.
I've a wand, I've a wand, I've a wand to kill.

I wanted to kill you, I wanted to kill you, I wanted to kill no-one else.
I wanted to kill you, I wanted to kill you, I wanted to kill no-one else.

So I wish I was the Chosen One, just for the day
Killing Voldemort, put the death eaters away
And I wish I was the Chosen One, just for the day
Killing Voldemort, put the death eaters away

Merlin and Salazar and Flamel and Dumbledore and Bagshot and Potter and maybe one day ME!

Everyone seemed to think he had a crush on Granger because he kept picking on her but it was just because she was such a filthy mudblood. Maybe he did used to have a big thing for her in first year. Now it was obvious that she was in love with him but too late he had moved on to bigger and better things. He saw her staring at him from a far. Potter would probably die of humiliation if he realised that the reason that he had approached him in the first place was because he was in love with the idea of being a hero and later with him but he would never like him so maybe Granger was a good enough second choice. Draco bit into his glistening apple in annoyance. He got up and began to walk away throwing his finished apple over his shoulder. He heard Pansy shriek from behind him as it hit her. He saw Hermione sitting way too close to Harry (much to his dismay) and glared at her: she better not steal his man. She can have one of the weasles (maybe that ginger twin – Draco thought his name could be Fred or Frank or something like that). Potter turned to look towards the Slytherin table and their eyes met. Draco gave a small smile that everyone interpreted as a smirk. He used to want to be Harry; now he just wanted him.