Half and Half
By Danii
Summary: A dialogue story and sound effects
story…that's all I'm telling you. You wouldn't
believe me if I did…
XOVER…you'll see…answer at the VERY bottom...
Distribution: Take! Put name on! Tell me where
(repossess self from Cave-Danii) Just tell me where
the stuff is, and I'll be fine with it.
Disclaimer: I own no one.
Warning: This is REALLY silly...and you might not get
it if you know nothing about Anime...
And now:
"You know, this is really nice…"
"And peaceful…"
"Yeah, peaceful and nice…"
THUMP
"Xander!"
"Sorry…"
"Buffy and I were having a nice relaxing moment
watching the spring!"
"Then aren't you glad I saved you from it, Will?"
"Xander…"
"Sorry…"
PAUSE
"Isn't this nice?"
"You said that Buffy…"
"Shut up, Xander! You interrupted, so I can say it
again."
"Whatever…"
"You guys!"
"What?"
"What?"
"Jeez, you'd think you were married instead of
dating…"
"Huh?"
"Forget it…"
PAUSE
"So…"
PAUSE
"So…"
PAUSE
"What's new in the college scene, you two?"
SIGH
"Not much. Classes are pretty much the same-"
"Except for the lack of homicidal psych profs…"
"Yeah, no Maggie-"
"And all is well."
"Cool."
"And you, Xander? How's construction?"
"Cool. Building stuff…"
"How articulate, Xan…"
"Why thank you, Buffy…"
PAUSE
"So…how'd you find this place, Xander?"
"Came across it during a drive. Thought it was pretty
enough to share with my girl and my best bud…"
KISS
"That's so sweet…"
HUG
"Yeah, Xander. It's really nice of you. And I really
like spending time with you guys. It seems like we
never get together unless some ev-"
"Don't jinx it, Willow…"
"Oh…Sorry…"
"No problem…"
PAUSE
"Say, isn't this Tome Spring"
"Yeah…"
"You know, they say that a young girl fell into this
little spring and drowned…"
"Wow…"
"That sucks…"
"Yeah, and then they also say that whoever falls into
the-hey, Xander, what are you doing?"
"I wanna check out the pond…"
"But, Xander, there's supposed to be a-"
"A dock? Yeah, I think I see it under the water here.
Must have been how the girl drowned…"
"Xander? I don't think you should get that close.
The edge looks like it's-"
"Nah, Will. I'm fine. I have my hand around this
pole here and-"
CRACK
SPLASH
"ACK!"
"GAH!"
THUMP, THUMP, THUMP
PANT, PANT
"Xander?!"
"Xander!? Are you all right?"
BLURP… BLURP
"XANDER! Get out of the water now!"
SPLASH…PANT
"Xan-"
"Oh Goddess…"
(Wrong)
"Who said that?"
"It doesn't matter…look at Xander…"
"What's wrong with you-GAH!!!!"
"XANDER?"
FLAP…SPLASH…
"Gah!!!"
"Oh my God! Xander, is that you?"
"Of course it's me, Buffster! Who else would it be?"
"XANDER!"
"Gah…"
"You're not helping, Willow…"
"Gah…"
"What's wrong with you two? Willow, why are you
staring at my- GAHACK!"
"Willow, stop oogling my-"
"GAH!!!"
"Xander, calm down…"
"ACK!"
"But I have-"
"Xander…"
"Two of them…"
"XANder…"
"And- ACK!"
"Gah…"
"I LOST IT!"
"What?"
"IT!"
"Oh..."
"NOT A FAIR TRADE!"
"2 for one?"
"NOT FUNNY, Buffy!"
"Oh boy…"
"Gah…"
The End
Crossover (kinda) with Ranma 1/2
Danii,
who is going to run and hide from the rocks that will
no doubt be flung...
