The Shreking Hour

by SergeantIC

Embark in an emotional journey with Felix, Shrek, and Madonna as they face many difficult decisions and problems in their forever existing eternity. "It's the most shrektastic story I've ever read." Says Madonna herself. "What the f!@k is this s@?t?" Shrek remarks Shrek is love. Shrek is life. I will answer ANY questions at any cost for anybody!

1. Him

When I was a little boy, Madonna whispered to me, "Felix. Oh Felix. Felix. Why don't you pick some daisies with me?"

I rejected her and flipped her off. She then said, "never ogrestimate me!"

I turned around and said, " is that really you?"

No. It can't be. Madonna was Shrek this whole time. She flipped me off and yelled,"BASTARD!"

I replied,"momma."

We then both flipped each other off. Then we turned around and started to pick daisies.

This story isn't Ogre yet...