Harry and Ron hidden under cloak
Tread into where no boy should find
If discovered the girls would choke
The two perverts in a rage that's blind
Taking a risk these horny gents did
They thought to prove they were men
At the site each flipped his lid
Then quickly studied the breasts again
As Harry eyed the cutey Cho
Ron spotted Hermoine completely nude
Both wizards wands began to grow
Slow and steady they began to protrude
Ron and Harry each turned and winked
Not realizing their cloak now showed feet
Washing her hair Hermoine then blinked
She knew of two wizards she wanted to beat
Turning red with embarassment and rage
She gave loud roar and began to charge
Protection for the two no known mage
Could grant with a spell small or large
Suddenly surrounded by an angry troupe
The two wizards knew they were toast
Hermoine said "How low could you stoop?"
This would be the greatest boast
The school had ever before seen
That is if they lived to tell the tale
And weren't murdered by the obscene
When there was heard the laugh of a male
Everyone stopped and looked
No one saw who gave the laugh
And by now the guy had booked
Turning back to the original gaffe
Of Ron Weasley and Harry Potter
To their surprise the two had fled
Before they became female fodder
The two who thought themselves dead
Were now hauling ass down hall
As they ran they threw off the cape
And contacted something of a wall
Looking up they saw Professor Snape
For the first time smiling with glee
He said "Where do you think you're headed
Bet you didn't expect to run into me
and that within me evil is embedded
Rest assured young wizards two
Tonight I mean you no alarm
Stick with me like paper to glue
And we'll avoid those who would harm"
Following Severus into darkened room
The two boys thought for the worst
Why wasn't Snape taking them to their doom
Perhaps he planned on making them cursed
With both eyes twinkled and invisibly caped
They both realized he was the one who escaped
They Laughed hysterically until on the floor
As out from the cloak popped good old Dumbledore