A/N: Hello all! This story is a joint creation between myself and 4theloveoftoast, a close, dear friend of mine. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. If you have any questions, comments or ideas for improvement, don't be afraid to do so. And constructive criticism is always welcome here. Rejoice!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, nor it's fantastical characters. Nor do I own dear, sweet Mrs. Doubtfire. If you don't know who she is, go watch the movie...

It's been sitting there for days... Megami thought to herself, staring at her computer screen. It's been sitting there and it won't go away. What the hell is going on? Her eyebrow twitched as she went to delete the spam message from her inbox... again! A few minutes later, she returned to find that it had reappeared in her inbox.

"It's like a ghost! It keeps haunting me!" she yelled to the pile of plushies and stuffed animals that formed a small mountain beside her desk. It was ridiculous the amount that she had, and she always told herself that she would sort through them and get rid of the ones she no longer found amusing. That never happened, though. Since before she could remember, her parents always got her a new one when they left on business trips in foreign countries, which was always, doing whatever fundraiser it was that time. Her favorite of the stuffed animals was King Ko, the giant stuffed panda from Japan, that ruled over the room from atop the pile, and frankly, the only one that could actually sit up straight.

But even though it seemed like her parents were never home, they still found it necessary for her to have a nanny, even at the age of sixteen. She was a nice old lady who left Megami to herself, mostly, and dropped in once in a while. Mrs. Doubtfire was due for a visit soon, now that she thought about it...

No, no, no! That wasn't the current issue! That stupid spam returned again, taunting her, mocking her. Megami stared at it, reading it again. She sighed dramatically, slumping into her computer chair, head tossed back. "Fine. Fine. I'll see what you stupid people want," she said, clicking the e-mail.

Congratulations!

You've been selected to receive not one, but TWO! free models of the new, advanced Minitrons! These adorable little friends will never give you a dull day. This is a limited time offer and is available only while supplies last! Free accessories and express shipping included, so don't miss out and order today!

"Limited time offer, my ass..." she mumbled to herself, her chin in her hand as she leaned on the desk. She leaned back. "You've been in my inbox for over a month, ya ghost!"

There was a small flashing button at the bottom of the email that read, "Buy Now!", switching between red and some beige-y color. "Tch," she clicked on the flashing button. "If it means you'll leave my inbox, why not? Besides, I'm sure my parents won't mind if I use their credit card..."

She filled out the information required to complete the order form and hit "submit" on the bottom, exiting from the window when she confirmed that she did it all right. "Success!" she screamed minutes later, throwing her fists in the air as she jumped up. The spam was gone! Relishing in victory, she danced about the room like an awkward duckling, snatching King Ko from his throne atop the pile. Replacing him when she was done, she slapped the lid to her trusty laptop shut with a smirk.

"Damn straight!" she hollered at it. She turned and flopped face-first onto her bed, snuggling into her many covers. It was really late by that time, and she had school in the morning. When she woke up, she had forgotten all about what it was that she applied for, only remembering that she finally conquered the evil spam ghost that haunted her inbox.

It was only when she returned, that she remembered. A brown ominous box had found it's way to her doorstep, addressed to her. She blinked, picking it up and bringing it inside. "That was fast," she said as she set the box on her desk and dropping her bag on the floor beside her bed. Her computer chair squeaked as she sat in it and scooching closer to the desk. It took her a moment to pick at the tape and peel it off, but once it was, she flung her hands into the packing peanuts and pulled out two dolls, one with each hand.

One had flaming red hair that was pulled back and was all spikey. He was wearing a black cloak of some sort. His wide eyes were green, little purple triangles under them.

The other had sandy blond side-swept locks with blue eyes and was donning a different outfit. A beige short-sleeved jacket and another black zip-up shirt underneath it was coupled by black jeans and tan... leg sheaths? Megami didn't know what to refer to them as, only that they looked pretty neat.

Both were pretty adorable, and were no bigger than a Q-tip. She looked from one to the other and back again, deciding what one she liked better. "Oh wait... You guys are some sort of advanced technology, right?" she said, turning the lifeless things over in her hands. Not finding any obvious switches, she dropped them on the desk and dove back into the packing peanuts. Out she pulled the very short instructions, which read:

"To activate your new Minitron, simply remove the slips from within their mouths."

"Huh...?" she out down the single sheet of paper will obscenely large words and reached for the dolls again. First, she grabbed the blond. With a gentle finger, she parted his lips and looked in. "Well looky, there," she said as she reached in delicately and pulled out the paper. It had the roman numeral XIII on it in tiny print. She put him down and reached for the red head, pulling out the other slip. This one had VIII on it.

Megami sat him next to the other and leaned down, watching them. She sighed, and leaned back in her chair. "Well, that's what I get for getting my hopes up," she said. "At least they're cute..."

She got up to retrieve her laptop from her backpack. She paused halfway though, a clicking sound in her ear. Quickly, she glanced over the the dolls on her desk. They were... twitching...? She dropped the bag and the laptop on the bed, taking slow, cautious steps toward the little things. They weren't actually... moving, were they? "No, that's absurd," she reassured herself as she stared at them.

It turned out that either she was going crazy or they were, indeed, moving about. The little red one was helping the tiny blond to stand, who promptly began dusting off his trousers. Megami froze, staring at them, not sure of what to do with herself.

The blond one looked at her, nudging the red-head. He stopped what he was doing to look at what his friend was looking at. "What are you looking at?" he shouted at her.

She first closed her mouth, as her jaw had officially dropped. Then, squealed with delight. "Aren't you guys just the cutest things?!" she smiled, picking them up again.

"Hey! Watch the hair!" yelled the red-head as he shook a tiny fist at Megami.

Both of them were sitting sprawled in her palms, which she held together and as flat as she could. Her eyes sparkled. "You're just too cute! Do you guys have names?"

"Yeah. M-My name's Roxas," said the blond, a small smile on his cute little face.

"And my name's Alex. Got it memorized?" said the red-head, tapping his temple.

Magami giggled, holding them closer for her to see. One of her secret weaknesses were things that were cute and adorable, though she made sure to hide this fact from her friends. And these things in her palm were just that. Even when trying to be serious, the little dolls were just to cute to resist!

"Put us down, girly!" Axel shouted.

She giggled. "My name's Megami," she said as she put them back on the desk.

"More like 'Mega Mighty'," Axel huffed under his breath, adjusting his cloak. Roxas chuckled under a hand.

She looked at him with a scowl. "That wasn't very nice, ya know..."

He turned around to face her, having to look up to meet her eyes. "It wasn't supposed to be, Mega Mighty."

"Megami," she corrected. When it sounded like he wasn't going to pay attention she added with a tap to her temple, "Got it memorized?"

Axel flinched, turning quickly to look at her with a pout. "Hey! That's my thing!"

"Well, then I'll keep saying it until you get my name right."

He crossed his arms, turning away form her. "Fine, Megami."

She smiled. "That's better."

"You'll get used to it eventually," Roxas said with a sheepish grin.

"Okay, if you say so," she said as she sat in her chair. "So... Do you have a thing, too, Roxas?"

He pondered, tapping a finger on his chin. "Not that I can think of."

"Aw, c'mon, Rox, you got lots of cool things!" Axel shook him by the shoulders.

"Like what?" he asked simply. Axel froze, thinking, himself. Megami swore she saw what was a blush on his cheeks. It was hard to tell, though, with all his red hair.

"I-I'll never say! You can't make me!" he cried, turning around.

Megami chuckled quietly. Her heart quickly skipped a beat, however, when she heard the door to her house open and close.

"Meg, dear! I'm back," came a voice from downstairs.

Megami shot her eyes to the door. "Oh, no... Mrs. Doubtfire..."

"Who's that?" Roxas asked, placing a finger to his lips in an adorable manner.

Resisting the urge to squeal again, Megami searched for a place to hide them as steps traunched up the stairs toward her room.

"Meg?"

Without a second though, she opened the desk drawer and tossed them inside.

"Hey!" Axel shouted.

"Shh! I'm sorry, I'll let you out when she's gone, just - please - stay quiet!" she said, closing it just in time before the door swung open.

"Oh, you are here. I've been calling you name, dear," Mrs. Doubtfire said with a worried expression.

"Oh, uh.. I was, uh.. just.. j-just doing homework! Yeah, lots of homework. The teachers are ruthless these days."

"Oh! Well good heavens, child. I'll leave you to that, then. I just came by to make sure you were doing alright. Oh. When's the last time you bathed, dear?"

"Ms. D, please. I don't take bathes anymore. I shower. And I did just last night," for some reason, Megami couldn't help the blush on her cheeks.

"Ah, yes, that's right. Sorry, dear. Well I brought you dinner," she said turning for the door. "I'll be leaving then. Have a good night."

Megami bowed slightly, "You too, Ms. D."

When she heard the door shut, she dashed for the drawer, careful as she opened it. On the bottom sat a cross Axel and a sleepy-eyed Roxas.

"So you're the shower type, huh?" Axel smirked.

The blush returned to her face. "Sh-shut up! No one asked you!"

He stood. "And no one asked you to drop us in here, either!"

"Jeeze, you're cocky for a tiny machine," she mumbled as she pulled them out. "How can you stand this guy, Roxas?"

He looked up, surprised, but then smiled. "Oh, we've been friends since we met. I guess I kinda just got used to it along the way," he chuckled, rubbing the back of his head.

"I see... So... what exactly are you guys anyways? Little people, tiny robots? What's the deal?"

"Oh! We're automatons."

"Uh...huh..."

"We're basically tiny robots, yes," Axel spat.

"Oh! Okie!" Megami smiled with excitement. "You guys really are advanced, then, huh?"

"What do you mean?" Roxas tipped his head to the side.

"Well, I mean, you guys got your own personalities and everything."

"Ah - yeah! That and more!" he beamed.

"More? Like what?" this time, she tipped her head.

"Like-"

Axel slapped a hand over his mouth, and whispered something into his ear.

"Mmmmmm..." Roxas mumbled from behind the hand, nodding slowly.

"What?"she asked, confused.

"Nothing. We can't tell you," Axel said.

"Why not?"

"Cause we're not allowed to. You have to find out by yourself. Now you tell me something."

"What?"

He pointed a finger to the box they were shipped in. "Is there anything else inside that box?"

"Oh, I never looked, did I..?" she said, reaching for the box. "Why, is there suppose to be something else in here?"

"Well, yeah. We come with accessories, duh."

"Well excuse me," she said, rummaging through the packing peanuts. She was starting to not like his character. Then something pricked her finger.

"Ouch!" she said as she quickly pulled out her hand. on the tip of her index finger, a small drop of blood was beading up. "What kind of accessories are they?"

"Just hurry up and get them. I would myself, but I wouldn't be able to get out."

She looked at him with a grumble as she put her hand back in, finally pulling out two tiny chakrams and something that looked like a key.

"Woo! My Keyblade came too!" Roxas said as he looked it over.

"Keyblade?" Megami pondered where she heard that word before.

"Yeah! It's my weapon," he said, getting into battle position.

"Weapon?" she held in a chuckle.

"Yeah. And these are mine," Axel said as he held out his.

"Keyblade..." she hummed, leaning back in her chair. "Oh! I remember where I know that name from!"

She sprang to her feet and grabbed a case among many on a high shelf across the room. Reading the title, the words "Kingdom Hearts" flashed into view.

"Aw..I haven't played this game in forever..."

"Really? That's only the first one, isn't it?" Axel didn't sound top impressed.

"Hm?" she looked at him, looking back to the case. "Yeah. I never even finished this one, sadly."

"Then no wonder you don't know who we are!" Axel said, exasperated.

"The both of us are in the all the ones after that one," Roxas piped in.

"I see... Well then, I'll just have to..." she yawned." ...have to finish this one and then play all the rest."

She replaced the case on the shelf and returned to the desk. They looked up at her, she down at them, and an awkward moment of silence ensued. Axel bounced on his heels, tapping his sides. She chuckled at him, and continued to talk for quite some time after. Then the thought struck her.

"Do you guys sleep?"

"Kinda. It's a sleep mode that seconds as a charger for our batteries," Roxas said.

"Hmm.. I see... Do you guys... sleep in beds?"

"Where else would we sleep?" Axel said from atop a stack of books Megami used as a make-shift chair for them.

She looked around her room. There wasn't exactly anything that two tiny people could use as beds. She sighed. "Looks like you guys are gonna hafta sleep with me until I can get you some bed your size."

"Uh-uh! No way!" Axel sprang to his feet, waving his arms in front of him.

"But there's no where else for you guys..."

"Yeah, c'mon Axel. She said it'd only be until she can get some beds for us," Roxas turned to him, sitting on the book pile beside him.

He sighed, scratching his cheek, that feeling that he was blushing again returned. "I guess... But only until you get our beds!" He pointed a finger at her.

This amused her in her half-awake state. "Whatever you say, pint size," she giggled.

"It's Axel! Get it memorized!" he bellowed.

"You'd make an adorable tiny tyrant, you know that?" she said as she picked them up and carried them over to her bed.

"I'm not a tyrant, though!" he pouted, hopping off her hand onto the bed, turning to make sure Roxas didn't fall on his ass.

"Oh, I know. I'm just saying."

She pulled the clicky thing on her lamp that sat beside her bed on the nightstand, careful not to crush them as she laid down.

"Night, Megami-san," Roxas said, yawning.

"Night, guys," she echoed, closing her eyes and falling asleep.

"Night, Mega Mighty." Axel added quietly.