This was written on the way home from visiting relatives. I got so engrossed that I drank two of those Capri Sun pouches (because me and caffeine do not mix) while we were still an hour away from home and had to pee really bad, I even missed a step and ended up falling on my rush to the nearest bathroom... I'm such a klutz...

Perfect Prank-rerelai0neo

After months of preparations, it was time. Time for "Operation: The Perfect Prank" to finally be put in motion.

He had it all laid out. This time he would get a reaction from the stoic ice-prince of Konoha, also known as Uchiha Sasuke. He had paid off Ino, so that she wouldn't interfere. Sakura had actually agreed not to ruin this, in fact she had offered to help. And then he placed the final piece, The Bet!

In order to get Sasuke into the desired position, he had to do it. Claming to be able to find the perfect match for Sasuke ("If your going to revive your clan, you have to marry someone") the raven had taken the bate and made a twenty dollar bet with Naruto that he couldn't. Naruto was to set up five dates for the Uchiha, if he enjoyed any, Naruto would win. This also happened to be the way he paid Ino off (He told her that he would get her a date with the Uchiha...). Tonight was going to be Sasuke's last "date," or so he thought...

With Sakura's help, he applied the last of his makeup to his oroke form. Completing his disguise, he looked in the mirror. 'Perfect' he thought, giving him(sorry, her)self a once over of the reflection.

The waist length blonde hair had red highlights in it, giving it a certain flair. His/her outfit was a simple black and orange leather mini-skirt, with a black spaghetti strap tank top. Platform boots and fishnet nylons finished the outfit. His makeup was perfect, thanks to Sakura, who had really outdone herself. She had even bought the outfit, since it would look weird for Naruto to do it. If he hadn't known better, he would have sworn that the person in the mirror was just some hot chick.

He went to the preset meeting place, Sakura tagging behind with a camera. Sasuke was already waiting, dressed in a deep blue dressed shirt and black leather pants.

"Sorry I'm late, I hope you weren't waiting too long, Uchiha-san. My name is Kiki Matsudo," he said in a light, breathy voice. Sasuke nodded, as apathetic looking as always.

"Let's just get this over with..." he said sounding bored.

The date was ordinary: dinner, followed by a movie, then a small cup of coffee in a nearby cafe. Sasuke walked "Kiki" back to the park. Time for action...

"Sooo, did you have fun?" The blonde asked, looking sideways at Sasuke.

"Well, I can't say that it was the worst time I've had..." the stoic raven responded.

"Why did you agree to go out with me in the first place?"

"A bet..." the raven replied. He turned, walking away twards his house. "Maybe I'll see you around."

"What, no good night kiss or anything?" Naruto asked, getting ready to transform back into a boy.

"No, I'm not gay, dobe..."

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"HOW DID YOU KNOW?" Naruto shouted, all traces of subtlety gone.

"Dobe, only you would try a prank this lame..."

So, what did you think? Hee hee, silly Naruto! This story came to me during a lunch break, but no matter how I worked it, the middle just didn't work. But I got it! After about 3,928...giver or take a few attempts...