Chapter One: Sex, Lies, and "I Love You's"

Authors Notes: Ok you guys this is my first fanfic so be nice please. And tell me how you like it!

Jackie was a girl who had everything she ever wanted. She had an extremely hot boyfriend, was popular in school, and was rich. There wasn't anything she didn't have. But, for some reason she wanted more.

Jackie, Kelso, Hyde, Donna, and Fez were all in the Forman's basement. They were talking, having fun, and cracking up at Kelso falling for their burns. And to everyone's surprise Eric walked down.

Donna: Um… Eric? What are you doing down here?

Eric: I live here… remember? What are all of you guys doing here?

Kelso: Well, Fez was eating stuff off the floor and I was seeing how long I could burn myself without even moving my hand! grin

Eric: That's nice Kelso. Um, Donna can I talk to you over here?

Donna nodded and they went back into Hyde's room.

Donna: What is it Eric?

Eric: This just all feels weird. You know everyone being here. I mean ever since you and everybody else saw my parents doing it, I just assumed that you guys wouldn't want to hang around here for a while.

Donna: Eric, we don't care if your parents do it. As much as the sight was hideous and disgusting …

Eric: Yeah, thanks for the help!

Donna: No, I'm serious. We don't care.

Eric: Well ok then. Let's go back.

As they were walking back to join the rest of the group Eric noticed Kelso making perverse moves and mimicking the sight of Mr. and Mrs. Forman having sex. Slowly Eric walked to Kelso and gave him a big fat punch.

Kelso: Owe! What did you do that for?

Eric: Are you kidding me? It's bad enough I have to see my parents doing it. Now, on top of it you are just reminding me of that cruel, cruel day!

Kelso: I bet your mother likes to be on top of it.

When Kelso said that a certain rage came over Eric and he jumped on Kelso attempting to punch him. But then sadly he realized that he wasn't strong at all and got his ass beat by Kelso… playing of coarse. As much of a tough guy Kelso tried to be (even though he sucked at it and everyone knew he wasn't) he would never deliberately hurt his friends. After Eric's embarrassment (yet again) Donna and him went up stairs.

Hyde: There is nothing like watching a really skinny guy try to fight a really stupid one. Haha!

Fez: I know! Remember when I said that Eric was like Laurie? Well, that would be really sexy if Kelso was play fighting with Laurie instead of Eric. Ahhh, (Fez looks up into the sky) Laurie gives me needs. Um, I'll be back later.

And as Fez said this he was gone, gone to do what he normally does after he says "That gives me needs" and then runs off. Hyde just sat there at his usual seat and stared at the door.

Hyde: That is one sick dude. But hey, you gotta love him. Well, I'm going out, I'm gunna see how many chicks I can bang drunk. See ya!

With that said Hyde got up and left. The only people left were Kelso and Jackie, and the minute Hyde left they jumped on each other instantly and kissed. Jackie had wished it was passionate and loving, but Kelso hadn't given her those kind of kisses since they had done it. Jackie stopped Kelso and pushed him off of her.

Kelso: What's wrong?

Jackie: Well, why don't you kiss me like you used too?

Kelso: What do you mean?

Jackie: Well, when we kissed it always felt like you wanted me and you had to have me. But ever since we made love you don't kiss me passionately anymore.

Kelso: Well, why kiss when we can do it?

At this Jackie got up and started walking away when Kelso stopped her.

Kelso: Jackie where do you think your going?

Jackie: Well, I obviously know that you don't love me at all and you just used me to have sex with you. So I'm leaving.

Kelso: Wait a minute. Just because I like having sex with you doesn't mean don't I love you (Kelso crossed his fingers but forgot to hide them behind his back).

Jackie: You're lying to me! You idiot, you forgot to put your fingers behind your back. If your going to lie to me then do it right jackass!

Kelso grabbed Jackie and kissed her what he thought was passionate, but Jackie knew it was a bunch of bull.

Jackie: Don't touch me!

Kelso: Oh, common Jackie you know you want me. I'm the hottest guy you've ever laid eyes on, remember?

As Kelso said spoke, Jackie felt a cold chill go up her spine as he touched her shoulder.

Jackie: Oh yeah, I know. But I just don't feel comfortable with you anymore. It just seems like you don't care about me, only about yourself. I want you to hold me and touch me and tell me that you need me. All you ever do is talk about yourself or we just do it. You never take me out anymore and frankly its hurting my fee…

Kelso interrupted her with something that Jackie nor Kelso never saw coming. Kelso hit her. Kelso hit her so hard she was on the ground. Kelso hit her so hard she was knocked out. Kelso grabbed her off the floor and took her into Hyde's room and locked the door. As he laid her on Hyde's "bed" he vigilantly whispered…

Kelso: I love you. And I know you love me. And we're going to be together no matter what!