My first Homestuck story. I hope you like it! Davekat is forever my OTP~
You are KARKAT VANTAS; tonight you are invited to Rose's party. You are not happy about being forced to go; in fact you are rather pissed. Going to the Land of Obnoxious and Loud Parties isn't exactly your cup of tea. To make matters worse, you find out that Strider is attending the party as well; you pretend to hate his worthless human guts, but deep down you're extremely flushed for him.
"This is so stupid." I growl out, my moirail lets out a lay chuckle.
"Get your chill on best friend. It's goin' to be motherfucking miraculous." I hiss out at Gamzee.
"Would you shut the fuck up about your god damned miracles you piece of clown shit." Gamzee shrugs his thin shoulders, plops down on the sofa and opens a bottle of Faygo.
"Want some motherfuckin' Faygo?" I stop messing with my light grey bow tie, my fingers and the stupid thin silk strip tangle together, and I bare my sharp white teeth at Gamzee.
"Get that vile carbonated liquid that you so stupidly call drink out of my presence."
"Your motherfuckin' lose brother." Gamzee takes in a drink and stares at me with an amused smile dancing across his painted face. I rip at the bow and throw it on the ground in disgust.
"Stupid fucking humans and their despicable human traditions! Why the fuck do we even have to go to their insignificant dance? Why should I waste my time by going to a cramped hive and sit on some soiled sofa next to two nook-stained life forms having a sloppy make out and watch others grind each other like they're scalemates in heat? Yes Gamzee that sounds wonder-fucking-ful way to spend my night! This is going to be so "motherfuckin' miraculous" I really can't wait to go to this dance. Let's go now, I bet they even have buckets! I'm going to have so much fun with my make outs with those soft, pink and blubbery humans." Gamzee stands up and wraps his lanky arms around me.
"Shoosh, take a breather motherfucking best friend." I lean my head against Gamzee's shoulder and let out a frustrated huff. Gamzee smiles and runs his hands through my messy raven black hair.
"Kanaya wants us to motherfucking go. It won't be that bad brother; it's a good thing you're going to enjoy sloppy human make outs because Dave is going to be there." I pull away and growl at the Capricorn.
"What the ever loving fuck would I care about Strider?! He's the worst fucking human I've ever met! He thinks he's so cool with his sunglasses and his stupid poker face! Does he even know what ironic means?! He's a poor excuse of life, even by human standards! I should put piss in his god damned apple juice!"
"Whoa best friend, we all motherfuckin' know that you're all up and flushed for him." I narrow my eyes at him and let out a low hiss.
"What makes you think that I'm flushed for Strider?" He pats my head and has that stupid dopey grin on his face.
"Brother, we're motherfuckin' moirails. I got these fucking eyes that let me see miracles and I can see that you got some motherfucking flushed feelings for him." I bury my head in my hands and let out a frustrated groan. If Gamzee can see that I like Strider, that probably means that everyone else can as well. Great. A knock sounds at the front door and I quickly take the opportunity to escape this situation to answer the door. Nepeta gives me a rib crushing hug.
"Karkitty! You look pawsitively adorable!"
"I'm not adorable." She giggles at me and pokes me in the stomach playfully.
"Yes you are! How do I look?" She spins in a circle, her knee length dark blue dress shimmers in the light. The top of her dress hugs to her body, whilst the rest of the dress flows around her. Nepeta even put a white silk bow on one of her kitty ears.
"You look real nice." Her eyes sparkle with glee as she gathers me into another hug. Somewhere being me I hear Gamzee chuckle and mutter something underneath his breath that I couldn't catch. Nepeta lets go of me and bounds over to Gamzee and hugs him too.
"You look cute too Gamzee! Wait, let me fix your hair." She stands on her toes and pulls Gamzee down so she can reach his hair and attempts to smooth out Gamzee's gravity defying hair. He lets out a soft honk as she pulls away to admire her work, his hair sticks back up again and a frown pulls at Nepeta's mouth. Gamzee shrugs and takes a swig from his putrid Faygo bottle. Nepeta lets out a small huff and turns back to me.
"So are we ready to go now?" I shrug and stare at the floor. I feel arms circle around me and I hear a giggle in my ear.
"Aww, don't be like that Karkitty. Dave is going to be there, you should be happy!" I clench my fists.
"I don't like Strider!"
Author's Note!
Guess who is back! :D Yeah! I finally decide to get off my lazy ass and start writing again! Woot! Haha. I wil get the second chapter of Memories up sometime later today too. Man, I feel so acomplished at the moment :p anyway I hope you liked this story. I always welcome reviews with open arms so feel free to review or whatever. Have a good day! :D