Fox's Adventure to Fulfill Nothing!

Chapter 1

One day, Falco was walking in the Smash Mansion's giant garden.

"Ah… A fine, peaceful day and nothing to spoil it!" Falco said, inhaling loudly.

Fox fell on Falco.

"It's a good thing that this bouncy mat was here to support my 19 storey fall!" Fox said, looking at Falco.

"I'm not… a mat…" Falco managed, struggling under Fox's sheer weight.

"Hey, are you talking?" Fox asked Falco amazed.

"So what? I could always talk," Falco said.

"AAAGH! Talking mat!" Fox screamed, hitting Falco.

"Ow! Why are you even here!?" Falco screamed, struggling.

"Oh, um… Samus pushed me out of the 19th floor of the building!" Fox said.

"I never knew we had a 19th storey…" Falco said suspiciously.

"Of course I wasn't trying to kiss Mewtwo! Um… I mean… er… " Fox said, thinking of something to say. "Hey, why am I talking to you anyway? I'm so stupid. Talking to a mat."

"I'M NOT A MAT!" Falco screamed, struggling still.

"Oh, I get it now! You're one of those life-sized-talking-Falco-plush-toys!" Fox said, smiling. "Why do they sell those things anyway? Everyone knows that Fox is much better."

"I'm not a life-sized-talking-Falco-plush-toys! I am Falco!" Falco exclaimed.

"Hey! They gave Falco's doll more phrases than mine!" Fox said, pulling out a life-sized-talking-Fox-plush-toy.

"Hey! I'm Fox! Falco's better, though. Even Slippy owns me!" the doll said.

"But I thought I was popular!" Fox whined.

"You suck," said the doll.

"Why does the doll hate me?" Fox sulked.

"Can you please get off me? You're really fat - um… heavy…" Falco said, struggling still.

"Waah! The plush doll called me fat!" Fox whined, crying.

"I'm not a plush doll! I'm Falco!" Falco screamed.

"So you aren't a doll? Waah! My best friend called me fat!" Fox cried, sulking.

"Why aren't you trying to get off me? It's so annoying!" Falco said, flailing his arms.

"Well, at least my doll loves me!" Fox said, squeezing the toy.

"Slippy!" Slippy said, jumping out of the toy.

"Slippy? What are you doing here?" Falco asked.

"Some person in an orange suit who looked like a robot knocked me out, and I woke up in here," Slippy said.

"Well, could you get me from under Fox?" Falco asked.

"No, Fox is too fat!" Slippy protested.

"Waah! My froggy friend called me fat!" Fox wailed.

"That's a wrap!" Samus said, appearing with a camera in a bush.

"AAAAGH! HOMICIDAL MANIAC!" Slippy screamed, crawling in between Fox and Falco.

"You were filming me the whole time?" Fox gasped.

"Yep; the only reason we did that was to get you crying on tape!" Samus laughed.

"Who's 'we?' Falco…!?" screamed Fox.

"I didn't do anything! Slippy! Get off me!" Falco screamed.

"Well, Fox, not only is it that Falco was helping, but all of the Smashers were helping! You see, Mewtwo lured you into my trap, and I pushed you out the 19th floor!" Samus said.

"What about the other Smashers?" Slippy asked.

"They helped with the laugh-track!" Samus said. "Actually, Peach and Jigglypuff are putting bombs in all the rooms… which isn't very helpful…" she muttered, again.

"Now, Samus, can you get me outta here? I only agreed to stop my walking for 5 minutes," Falco said.

Samus took off her helmet and kissed Falco.

"Ewww…" Falco said in disgust. "Why did you have to do that?"

"I'm just going to leave you there for now!" Samus said, smiling. "See you, Falco!"

"Help! Help!" Falco screamed.

Fox stood up.

"I will kill you all!" he screamed. "Even you, Falco."

Fox walked off angrily.

"Okay, you can stand up now, Slippy," Falco said.

"No can do, Bird Beak! I have this childish fear of everything! Except for you!" Slippy said.

"Oh, bother," said Falco.

Fox sat in his room, throwing a temper tantrum.

"Everyone hates me! Even though they all suck!" Fox sulked, kicking a wall.

The wall collapsed.

"AAAGH!" Peach screamed, being next door with the wall broken.

"Relax, it's only me, Fox!" Fox said, smiling.

"Don't look at me while I'm eating pasta!" Peach said.

"You aren't eating pasta, though," Fox said.

"Right, that," Peach said.

"You and Jigglypuff didn't get involved in that video recording incident, did you?" Fox asked.

"Nope, we were doing – um… other things," said Peach, as Fox's microwave exploded.

"Well, would you like to help me get back at all the other Smashers?" Fox asked.

"No, thanks, we have our own 'getting back' to do," Peach said.

"I never knew you had any hatred in you. Could you explain what getting back you're doing?" Fox asked.

"Okay… it started like this…" said Peach.

--Start Flashback--

"Hey, Yoshi, can I buy some soap?" Peach asked.

"Yoshi hup yoshi yoshi ararararara!" Yoshi said. "Last time you did that, you made the air conditioners spat out bubbles! "

"How dare you insult me like that? Now, Jiggy and I will have to slowly destroy the Smash Mansion!" Peach said, crying. "Right, Jigs?"

"Jiggly iggly puff!" Jigglypuff said. "Let's blow up stuff!"

--End Flashback--

"I see now," said Fox. "You see, I always know how it feels when things like that happen."

"Yay!" Peach said, hugging Fox.

"Okay, thanks Peach. You're now officially my friend!" Fox said, adding Peach to his 'friends list' on his website.

"Yay!" said Peach.

"Peach, you can stop hugging me now," Fox said.

"Yay!" said Peach.

"Um… Peach? That's starting to get a little annoying…"

"Yay!" said Peach.

Jigglypuff started to hug Fox.

"Oh no…" Fox muttered.

"Too bad you weren't there," Samus said, laughing. "It was awesome!"

"Well, at least we don't feel left out now that we helped with the laugh track for the edited version!" Luigi laughed.

Luigi got hit by a two-tonne-truck driven by Jigglypuff.

"Let's party!" said Mario.

They did.

"Now what?" Bowser asked.

Silence.

"Tomorrow's 'Bring Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend to the Mansion Day!'" Master Hand screamed, running into the room.

Everyone stared at Master Hand.

"It doesn't say that on the giant calendar!" Ness said.

"Not anymore!" said Master Hand, scribbling something on the next day's date. "You see, I want to have some fun! Hahahahaha!"

"Are you Crazy Hand with English lessons? It sure sounds like it!" G&W said.

"I'm not CRaZSeE HAMND!" said 'Master Hand,' running out of the room.

"What just happened!?" Master Hand asked, running into the room.

"I know! You have a split personality! You need a doctor," Mewtwo said, using his telekinetic powers.

"Yeah! I know a really good doctor as well!" Kirby said.

"What in the world are you talking about!?" Master Hand asked.

"You just ran into the room a few seconds ago, remember?" Mario asked.

"No I didn't! You've all gone crazy! You're insane!" Master Hand shouted.

"I think that you're the one who's insane," said Marth.

"Nice one, Marth!" everybody laughed.

"Heh, I'm more popular than Fox now!" Marth said. "Wait, I always was."

Everyone thought about that.

"Well, Master Hand, I'm booking an appointment!" Kirby said, dialling a number on the phone.

"But – that's just… you're all going to die!" Master Hand exclaimed, storming off.

"Did you hit Luigi with a car again?" Peach asked.

"Jig!" said Jigglypuff. "Yep!"

"Hey, I just pranked Master Hand!" Fox said, running into the room.

"What did you do with that twenty bucks I gave you?" Peach asked.

"Um… Well, I didn't give it to Crazy Hand to act like Master Hand…" Fox said, smiling guiltily.

"Oh, well, I thought you also would've bought some stuff from the local joke shop!" Peach said. "Well, can I have that money back?"

"Er… Sure!" Fox said, handing Peach a Monopoly bank note.

"Yay! Now we can buy more explosives!" Peach said.

Peach and Jigglypuff ran off.

"Phew! That was close!" Fox said, leaning into the wall.

The wall broke, and he fell through 5 floors and onto Bowser's back.