HIYA!
YO WHAT IT DO HOMIES!
-bites- WELCOME TO OUR STORYYY!
-pumps fist in air- HELL YEAH!
My name's Jess! I write the story Double Trouble, in case you didn't know!
YAR! And I be Taco! I write This Can't Be Real!
So, we teamed up to write this lovely random story!
Random is nice! Right Jess?
A firetruck just went by my house. Oh.. wait! Yes, random is nice!
Random is nice...Randomness is the base of my life. I SWIM in it. BE JEALOUS!
SO ENJOY THE FIRST CHAPTER!
YEA!! OR ELSE I'LL CUT YA!
SHE'S KIDDING OF COURSE! NOW ON TO THE STORY!

Chapter 1: Introducing...THE LESBIAN LOVERS!

"OH JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!" Taco yelled one fine morning on Hana Island. She glomped the red haired girl to the floor of their kitchen.

"LOL" Jess yelled, laughing. "Morning, Taco!"

Taco got up and helped Jess to her feet. "Morning!" Taco cheered, trying to get her curly hair out her face. "How'd you sleep?"

"Good." Jess dusted herself off. "You?"

"Well…I would've slept good if your sexy ass kept out of my dreams." Taco pointed dramatically to Jess. "STALKER!"

Jess laughed. "And you're a rapist."

Taco smiled proudly. "So what are we gonna do today?"

"Well…" Jess grinned. "I heard that a band of pirates docked this morning."

Taco grew excited. "Really?"

Jess nodded. "Yea. All they wanted was supplies apparently. The mayor said that he'll get them whatever supplies they want, as long as they don't come towards the city."

Taco grinned. "So cool! Let's go see them! Where are they!?"

"They're at the east port." Jess stopped Taco, who was about to run off. "But no one is allowed to go see them."

Taco stared at Jess, who stared back at her. "Since when did we follow what that old man says?" Taco asked.

"Never…" Jess answered and then ran out their house, grinning.

Taco and Jess ran side by side, occasionally dodging some trees that were in their way randomly. They skidded to a stop the view of the old mayor talking to a group of teenagers around their own age, and a small reindeer.

Jess squealed, "Oh my god! That reindeer is sooo CUTEH!"

Taco slapped Jess on the back of her head, "Shhh! The mayor will see us up here!"

Jess pouted quietly, rubbing her head, "I'd fake cry right now if we weren't trying to be all James Bond-like."

Taco started tip toeing closer, Jess following close behind her. Both girls hid inside a bush about a good 20 feet away from the group of young pirates. The Mayor nodded, saying something to the group then walked away towards the lively town that was terrified of pirates.

Taco's jaw dropped, "Look.. at.. those.. men…"

Jess could have sworn she saw drool, yet when she looked over she couldn't help but only stare at the cute little reindeer. Her eyes sparkled, stars floating around her, "I wanna glomp the reindeer!"

Taco looked at the same cute little reindeer with the awesome hat on, and she quietly squealed. "I'm gonna hug him first!"

Jess pouted, "I wanna hug him!"

Taco shook her head, "Nope! I am!"

Jess folded her arms and sat down pouting, "B-but…"

Taco shook her head 'no'.

She sat in defeat before an idea sparked in her mind, "I'm make out with you if you let me hug him first!"

Taco grinned evilly down at the girl, "You got yourself a deal!"

Then, Taco grabbed the red head and locked lips with her.

-Insert HUGE lesbian make out session here-

During the session, a loud "ahem" was heard and the girls pulled apart, staring at the group in front of them. One of the guys was lying on the ground, a puddle of blood surrounding his body.

"What are you doing?" A boy wearing a straw hat asked. "Don't you get cooties for kissing a girl?"

Taco and Jess sweat dropped. "Noooo." Jess answered.

"I get horny making out with another girl." Taco said.

"What's that?" The boy asked.

"Luffy shut up." Said a girl with red hair. "Why were you two….kissing behind the bush?"

Taco looked at Jess. "Cause she's my bitch and I told her too."

"LIAR!" Jess protested. "I only made out with you because…" She looked at the cute little reindeer and her eyes sparkled. "REINDEER!" And she did her SUPER MEGA AWESOME EPIC BETTER THAN YOUR MOM GLOMP ATTACK on the poor reindeer. "SO KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!"

"GAH!! LET ME GO!"

Taco laughed, along with the straw hat boy of the group.

"You are so cute, yes you are!" Jess cooed as Taco looked over the group. There was the straw hat kid, the red haired girl, a guy with a LONG nose who was laughing at the reindeer. There was a sexy ass guy with GREEN HAIR and the one on the floor had blond hair and there was another woman with black hair.

"YOU GUYS LOOK SO AWESOME!" Taco squealed.

"TACO!! JESS!"

Taco and Jess jumped up. "Oh no!" Jess exclaimed.

"That damn old man!" Taco growled.

The mayor stomped up to the duo. "What are you doing here?! You know you too are not allowed to communicate with….pirates!" He snapped.

"I don't care!" Taco yelled. "They're not gonna hurt anyone!"

"How would you know?!" The mayor retorted.

"LOOK AT THAT!" Taco pointed to the reindeer, who was still being hugged by Jess. "SOMETHING THAT CUTE CAN'T BE DANGEROUS!"

"SHUT UP!" The mayor exclaimed. "YOU TWO! GET BACK HOME! NOW!"

Taco and Jess looked at each other and sighed.

"Fine…" They said sadly. "See ya guys."

And they started walking back to their house.

"They were so cool!" They heard the straw hat kid exclaim.

As they walked on home, anyone who would pass them would see two identical mischievous grins on their faces.

YAR! Did you all enjoy!?
I know I did! :D
Yea you did! WE SAW SEXY MEN!
YEAH WE DID-heart-
Who doesn't love sexy men?
RAWR
EXACTLY!! THAT'S WHO!
SO REVIEW YOU! OR JESS HERE WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF! =D
YES, I INDEED WILL BITE YOU. BYE!
BAI! x3