Previously on Total Drama, the world was shocked that Chris McLean had an evil twin sister named Christina, who managed to kidnap fourteen of the favorite campers on Total Drama on Halloween night and forced them to play a deadly game with their lives on the line. The campers managed to make it out and Christina was sentenced to spend the rest of her life behind bars, unfortunately Christina escaped and proceeded to manipulate the challenges of Total Drama American Tour, planning to end it by having the four finalists shot in the head on Capitol Hill. The attempt failed, but Christina escaped. Because of this the producers have decided to suspend future seasons until further notice. The campers have seized the opportunity to enjoy some well deserved R&R, and are heading to Izzy and Owen's new island resort.

It was a bright and beautiful day to be sailing across the Pacific Ocean. The campers from the first several seasons of Total Drama were en route to the island of Imakinakinki, where they would be spending a two week vacation courtesy of Izzy and Owen.

"I'm Prince of the Planet!"

"Shut up Ezekiel."

"Okay…"

Almost everyone was glad to see John up and about. Last season he had been shot in the head, saved only because he was wearing a ballistic helmet instead of his usual dragon mask, and the angle of the shot had been wrong since he tackled the other finalists to the ground when he saw the shooter, as result the bullet on ricocheted off his helmet, but he still spent weeks in the hospital afterwards.

"I swear, that guy has more lives than a cat."

"Hey John, did you leave the dragon suit at home or what?" asked Harold.

"Are you kidding? It's like ninety degrees out here."

"Point taken."

"Johnny! It's time to take some pictures!"

"Coming Angela."

After the incident in the Caribbean, John and Courtney's parents didn't trust them alone on an island somewhere, so John's little sister Angela would be joining them as their chaperone.

"Ten bucks says that little kid is going to end up being a real party pooper." said Duncan.

"Oh please, you still owe me venti coffee from our last bet." said Gwen "Besides, maybe she can spill a couple of John's secrets."

"You still plan on participating next season?"

"I swear I almost had it last time."

"Yeah, you almost got shot in the head, and if they don't catch Christina there might not be another season."

"Maybe you should ask Sierra if they're making any progress with that." said Bridgette.

"Where is Sierra anyway?"

"I heard she was the first to arrive, as usual, but she's been in her room since we pulled up anchor."

"That's odd, especially considering that Cody's been up here with the rest of us this whole time."

The ride to the island was pretty uneventful, except for when Katie and Sadie kept talking about God knows what and saying, "Oh my gosh." until Sarah finally had enough and screamed, "Shut the fuck up!"

"Remind me again why Izzy and Owen invited Heather and Alejandro?"

"Because they invited everyone." said Beth.

"It doesn't matter; Heather and Alejandro will keep to themselves. This is a vacation, not another game for a million dollars."

"What do you think we can expect on this little vacation."

"The review said it's supposed to be a playground for the whole family… Whatever that means."

"As long as it has the three S's I don't care." said Leshawna.

"Three S's?"

"You know; sun, sand, and surf."

"You know, I'm surprised Izzy and Owen could afford to make an entire island resort on just a million dollars."

"I wouldn't be surprised if they end up in debt before the end of the month."

"They're dying?!" exclaimed Lindsay.

"Not death, debt."

"Oh… what's the difference again?"

"Bear overboard!"

"What?"

Everyone ran to the side of the boat where Angela had called from. There appeared to be a Care Bear doll floating in the water.

"NO!"

"Wait, what are you doing?!"

Much to everyone's surprise, Sarah jumped off the boat and into the water after it. It was then that she remembered that she didn't know how to swim.

"Someone throw her a preserver! Lower the life boat!"

Last season Sarah became the newest camper to join the TD cast. Not only was she the only American on the show besides John, she was also an albino that brought her pet cat, which was also an albino, with her where ever she went because it was her only friend. She was very sensitive about her condition. After the first challenge she beat the shit out of Alejandro for calling her a vampire, breaking his arm in several places. Throughout the game Heather openly denied her existence simply because she thought she was an undesirable. During the finale Sarah got her revenge by breaking Heather's fibula when she tried to sabotage her. No one on board the ship could imagine why she would dive into the ocean to save a Care Bear doll when she couldn't swim. Luckily the others managed to get her back aboard.

"What the hell were you thinking?"

Angela noticed that Sarah's name was on the bear's tag.

"It's yours?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but I've had this Harmony Bear since I was old enough to think! Now which of you bastards threw it in the ocean?!"

The fact that two campers weren't up on deck with them was all Sarah needed to know.

"Oh boy… she's seeing red."

"I WILL FUCKING KILL THEM!"

John was already on the move.

"Get out of my way dragon boy!"

"Look, what they did was wrong, but I'm not about to…"

Before John could finish his sentence Sarah shoved him.

"Alright that's it…"

John was the only camper who was brave enough to stand up to Sarah after she started beating the life out of Alejandro last season. This scuffle was turning out to be just as vicious.

"Somebody stop them!"

"Are you insane?" asked Noah "I'm not getting in that scrap."

It seemed like John and Sarah were fighting to a standstill, then suddenly…

"AHH! SONOVA! MOTHER!"

John socked Sarah really hard in the face.

"I ink yo boke by dose!"

"YOU PRACTICALLY BIT MY FUCKING FINGER OFF!"

Just then John's hand went to his head and he fell to his knees.

"John! What's wrong?"

John had been released from the hospital awhile ago, but he had been advised to take it easy for awhile. If he exerted himself too much he got really bad headaches.

"Angela, get John's medicine!" said Courtney.

"This is gonna be a long two weeks." thought Gwen.

To be continued