Lol! Oneshot for my bestie! Enjoy! Yay for Mary-Sues! Raven is her OC.
Raven and Yue sat on the floor of Yue's room, watching Ouran High School Host Club.
"I wish WE could be in that world…" Raven lamented, "Everything seems so simple."
" I know, right? It all seems so easy. PLUS we could get Tamaki to realize he likes Haruhi." Yue grinned.
They looked at each other mischievously. Yue leapt up.
"What's wrong, Sempai? You seem more preoccupied than usual…" Yue jokingly swooned.
"H-Haruhi! I love you! I feel so ashamed, though. It's not the way a man should love his daughter!" Raven turned away dramatically. Yue grabbed onto Raven.
"Then let us practice sexy incest! It will be beautiful!" Yue grabbed Raven's hands, "Let us run away together!" Yue exclaimed. They skipped out of the room merrily to go make Ramen.
As soon as they stepped out into the hallway, there was a blinding flash of light, followed by a loud POP.
Yue and Raven opened their eyes to find pink walls and a blue tiled floor. Ornate vases of roses lined the walls.
"Nuh-uh…" Raven gasped in awe. She and Yue looked down at the yellow dresses that had magically appeared on their bodies. Yue exploded.
"I LOOK LIKE A CUPCAKE!" She yelled, obviously pissed.
"Yue, be reasonable…" Raven soothed.
"I AM BEING REASONABLE! LOOK! YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO!" She squeaked.
"Well, while we're here, we may as well check out the infamous Host Club." Raven reasoned. Yue sighed.
"You're right. Let's go check it out…" Raven pulled Yue along to the Music Room 3.
"Welcome!" Came a chorus of voices as they opened the door. In short, Raven exploded.
"!" She screamed. Yue flinched. Raven glomped Mori and didn't let go.
"Hn…" Replied Mori.
Yue snuck up behind the twins, who were chatting idly. She covered their eyes and dragged them into a nearby closet.
Tamaki crouched next to Kyoya.
"Mommy… Who are the scary ladies?" He whimpered.
"I…. I don't know…" Kyoya's eyes widened, "NO! I HANG MY HEAD IN SHAME!"
" Raven…" Yue creeper whispered from the closet, "Come play with us…" Yue drew her head back inside the closet slowly. Raven shook her head, climbing off of Mori's back.
"Tamaki! Front and center!" Raven shouted like a drill sergeant. Tamaki jumped to attention. " Haruhi is a girl! You are a boy! Do you see something wrong with this picture?"
" No, Ma'am!" Tamaki saluted. Yue peeked out of the closet.
"Help him Raven. I think he needs 'THE TALK!'."
" The talk?" Tamaki asked innocently.
TWO MINUTES LATER!
Tamaki walked up to Haruhi, conveniently reading.
"Haruhi? I-I-I… Iloveyouwillyoubemygirlfriend?"
Haruhi looked up.
"YES!" She shouted. In the background, Yue and Raven high-fived.
"Mission accomplished!" They both exclaimed.
What is this… I don't even…
I give up…
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