My sister and I came up with this. Enjoy.
Rules of the Kaibara High School Zoo
1. No photos or audio recordings are allowed for any creatures in the zoo. I f you ignore this rule, please do not post on Utube. Or we will find you and wipe your memory.
2. It is perfectly normal for black lightning bolts to be coming out of Demon Lord's head. Do not attempt to put out with fire extinguisher.
3. If an angry orange cat and an unbelievably cute mouse are seen brawling in the hallway (and the mouse is winning) simply walk away.
4. Do not provoke the Yankee with an iron pipe. It will just end badly.
5. Motoko is not allowed near the animal surveillance room (Student Council room). Neither is Minami. Or Mio. Or Rika. Or Makoto.
6. Prince Yuki Fan Club is not allowed to hunt and/or trap ditzy onigiri lover.
7. Machi's natural environment is messy. DO NOT CLEAN.
8. If a exuberant man with long silver hair shouting "I AM AMAZING!" Or "I LIVE FOR YUKI!" is seen wandering throughout the hallway, please report to the zoo keepers. This animal is not tame and has unstable nature that involves long, poetic shouting.
9. Perverted author not allowed on zoo property.
10. If you find an adorable white rabbit hopping through the hallway, it belongs in the petting zoo. Feel free to hug and/or give candy.
11. Do not ask about ox-boy's multi-colored hair and if it is natural.
12. Do not poke fun at Mayu-chan-sensei's dating life. She can be just as hostile as a provoke Fan Club member.
13. Do not let Kimi near boyfriends or romantic interests.
14. If a gaggle of girls are singing a chant made of the words 'Yuki' and 'love,' it is perfectly acceptable to spray with a firehose.
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