Stealing the Orb
Chapter 1- A proposition
Wolf rolled her eyes as Joker was getting choked by Harley as she screamed from a panting "Harls AHH it's just a painting "he cried. Harley continued to scream wolf face palmed and thought back to how they had got to that particular moment.
Three days ago….
Wolf sat bordley at her desk as the doctor of palaeontology Roxanne Wolvero , she was staring at some of her sketches from the previous night she removed her glasses and pinched the top of her nose rubbing slowly to ease her headache , just why was she having such a hard time trying to work out it was a bear dog which had recently been discovered but it was giving off some bizarre wounds she sighed "I really should try to use its features as Wolf but after my last mishap maybe it wouldn't be a good idea" she sighed. Her super sensitive hearing picked up the clacking of shoes and her nose breathed in the smell of chemicals and gun powder she recognised it instantly and smirked "you can't sneak up on me Joker". Joker slid calmly over to her his white skin illuminated by the lightning flashing and thundering outside her window "oh Wolfie you never let me have my fun" he pouted like a child. Wolf rolled her eyes "what do you want?!" she growled. Joker looked hurt "oh wolfie I'm crushed I thought you'd like to see us you know me, Ivy and Harley" he said with a cruel grin. Wolf sat straight upright her entire body language made Joker put some major distance between them but if didn't stop her pinning him underneath her massive wolf form he yowled in agony he could of sworn that his shoulder had been dislocated "ARGHH Ok , Ok I'm sorry please , you're hurting me " he cried , even though Joker was said to be fearless he had a deadly secret he was terrified of wolf's rage , Wolf's eyes burned with rage but she did what she was told phasing back into her museum uniform with a snarl she pulled him back to his feet her eyes widened when she saw the damage she had done to him "Oh my god J I'm so sorry" she said gazing at his heavily dislocated shoulder , Joker laughed hysterically "HA HA HA HA oh Wolfie it doesn't hurt at all HA HA HA " he sat down in her chair gasping for air as tears of laughter rolled from his eyes . Wolf sighed and snapped his shoulder back into place Joker screamed loudly as he felt his shoulder snap back she then ripped his jacket off and inspected the damage Joker looked at her giggling he was clearly in pain "HA HA HA what you doing wolfie heh if you wanted me to take my jacket off all you had to do was ask "she glared at him "shut up now what did you want me for?" she asked him now curious as she sat on her desk with her legs crossed in quite a calm manner Joker rotated his shoulder grunting in pain "ughn well we got a new job for you Wolfie I'm sure you want to help me out again since I gave you that lovely piece of Jewellery " he said in a sing song voice , Wolf's eye twitched "alright what's the job" she asked . Joker grabbed her hand tightly "oh just a little fun Wolfie what do you know about … grr now where did I put that devil paper is that it nope what about that" he said irritably as he flung things out his jacket including a gun a bomb which was ticking "JOKER!" she yelled, Joker's eyes bulged and he threw the bomb while Wolf hit the deck. The bomb exploded with a massive BOOM!
Wolf peered anxiously her eyes just could see over it "Joker you're so dead" she growled seeing a massive T-Rex fossil lying in pieces it was then that she realised Joker was nowhere to be seen "J … J answer me Oh crap J " she yelled racing over to the T-Rex skeleton and digging through it frantically "oh please no oh please no " she begged it was then she heard a laugh and whirled round she sighed in relief a soot covered Joker he coughed as he flicked a yo yo nonchalantly in his hand "heh gotcha ya" , Wolf growled then smiled hugging him tightly taking Joker completely by surprise "uh wolfie?" , Wolf whimpered Joker slowly lowered his hands to hold her close he could feel his heart racing as he did so she looked up at him "your such an ass hole sometimes" she said with a sigh , Joker could of sworn he felt himself blush as he chuckled nervously "sorry wolfie" he stuttered out his head was ringing with the word idiot Wolf looked at him in surprise she would of kissed him right then and there if it hadn't been for a feeling she would probably regret it idiot she muttered in her head before reluctantly moving away from him "ok your forgiven shall we go now" , Joker still hadn't quite recovered but nodded holding his hand out to her she smirked and slipped into the crook of his dislocated shoulder arm he cringed but chuckled as he took her to the car he needed wolf more than she knew especially her expertise on her father's history.