The handsome man in the Armani strode across the stage in a manly fashion. Pausing only to pat his superb hair he turned to the camera. Before he could speak, another chisel-jawed man interrupted him.

"Hey, Cibrian, take a walk. It's my gig now" he snarled, balling a fist.

"Get lost, Eads" Cibrian turned menacingly " I may be doing a girly advert for hair products but I can still beat your ass!"

"Oh Yeah. I'll do more than mess up your hair!" growled Eads.

"Guys, Guys" purred Jennifer Aniston " There's too much testosterone in here "

" Is that the science part?" sneered Cibrian.

" Can it, fireman!" said Aniston , cattily.

" Would you like to see my Mass spectrometer?" said Eads, winking.

" Hey, I'm not into that!" protested Cibrian.

" I was talking to Aniston!" said Eads

Aniston looked at Eads and said " Not tonight, I'm washing my hair!"