Goodbye
Hi! This is my first fan fic.
It's suppose to be funny – suppose being the key word here. Anyway, I read an Inu-Yasha story a while ago
and this story is based off of what I read.
So, enjoy.
"I can't believe it," Duo sobbed, "We hardly knew each
other, now he's gone forever." Duo
broke down crying and couldn't go on.
"I know," Quatra sniffed, "life will never be the same."
"How could this have happened," Wufei asked heart brokenly,
"we should have been more careful."
"We have to be strong and move on," Trowa closed his eyes,
"but it's so hard."
"This is pathetic," Heero stood up, unable to take anymore,
"your mourning like you lost your best friend, it's a bottle of conditioner!"
"You don' t understand Heero," Quatra hugged the empty bottle,
"now how am I going to get my hair so soft?"
"Yeah," added Trowa, holding the bottle himself – with much
reluctance from Quatra, "Now how am I going to get my hair in this style, mouse
makes it all stiff and sticky. How will
I be able to achieve this natural look?"
"At least you can use mouse, how am I going to get my hair
so shiny, I refuse to use that *girly* glitter." He banged his fist on the table, "There is no justice in this
world!"
Duo sniffled, "It made my hair so tangle free and easy to
comb. It…it…" Duo had a heart wrenching
sob and couldn't continue.
Heero shook his head, getting up he picked up a green
plastic bag. "Here. You guys are so
pathetic." Pulling something out of the
bag, he placed it on the table. A
collective gasp of surprise went up from the group. There, sitting on the table, was a *gasp* brand-new bottle of
conditioner!
"It's mine!" the
group shouted at the same time. Diving
for the bottle, a four-way tug-of-war went on … until the bottle burst. The gang then sat back *again* in
shock.
"Murder," Quatra whispered horrified.
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!"
Duo screamed. All the pilots
where in some form of shock or agony.
"I KNEW something like this would happen," Heero
muttered. Clearing his throat he said
in a louder voice, "You do know, that the shop five doors down sells this,
don't you." The pilots looked at each
other for a split second, then on an unspoken command they all rushed out the
door.
Heero watched them go, shaking his head. Going upstairs, he went to get
something. Peeking out the door first,
he rushed to the bathroom. A bottle of
conditioner tucked firmly under one arm.
So, what do you think?
^^ I personally think I'm going insane. @_@
