I Am Not a Whore
A Kenny x Butters story
Chapter 1
It was another cold day in South Park, Colorado. It was September and the new school year had started. Kenny McCormick sighed as he walked to South Park High School. He is 16 years old; it is the first day of his junior year.
"Oh great, another year of girls attacking me every day."
Kenny mumbled this under his breath. In Elementary school he always wanted girls to be all over him. Now that it's happening, he can't stand it. Ever since high school started girls have been attacking him and grabbing at his junk.
All the girls had changed, it's like all their hormones started raging at once. For some reason, they all thought Kenny was the sexiest thing alive. It's not like he has money, he can't afford a car, and he can't afford to buy them gifts or take them out. So why him? That's what girls like right? A guy with money. They all went after Clyde back in the fourth grade because his father owned a shoe store. Kenny just couldn't figure it out. Annie, Esther, Lola, Millie; all of those once sweet girls were treating him like a whore. Bebe Stevens and Sally Darson were already whores, but at least they didn't bother him; until now.
Kenny's friends started to hate him. They couldn't stand the fact that he was getting all of the girls. Eric Cartman was pissed off the most.
"Oh look, its Kenny the whore! I bet you're super excited for another year of girls jumping all over you!"
Cartman yelled this as he ran by Kenny; he then pushed him to the ground and started laughing.
I really don't enjoy it.
Kenny thought this as he got up and brushed himself off. Stan walked by, he just gave Kenny a dirty look. He's been pissed off at Kenny ever since Wendy tried to go for him sophomore year. Yes, even Wendy Testaburger couldn't resist Kenny's good looks.
"Hey. Are you ok dude?"
Kenny turned around and saw Kyle. He seemed to be the only one who wasn't pissed off at him.
"Yea, I'm ok I guess…"
Kenny turned and headed toward the school, it was almost time for class to start. Kyle watched Kenny walk off; a look of concern was on his face. He then ran off toward the school too, knowing that he couldn't be late for his first day of classes.