A/N - Just one more little story to add to my collection. This is just a Moohaxle one-shot, and shows just how pissed off Moohicky can really get when I make puns and tease her... ;P No regrets.

Enjoy, and review if you found it cute and/or hilarious!

- AxleMC131

Asking For It

Moohicky slammed the front door and leaned her back against it, breathing hard, eyes wide open in shock.

"Uhh... Sweetie? You okay?" Axle stood up from the chest he had been reorganising and raised a questioning eyebrow at his girlfriend. "What's wrong?"

"Axle..." she responded, calming down a little, "There's a spider outside after my blood..."

Axle gave her a look. "Let me guess, it's 'bugging' you?" A sly grin eased itself onto his face.

Moohicky instantly stopped being worried and glared at her warrior boyfriend. "Oh you did not just... Just fucking get rid of it!" She stood aside from the door to let him pass.

"Oh all right," Axle laughed. He picked up his enchanted diamond sword and an iron helmet, and pushed the door open. Peering outside, he heard an insect-oid hiss from above his head. "Oh. There you are."

Walking backwards, Axle moved away from the house into the crisp morning air, and challenged the arachnid that was on the roof of their house to follow him. "Come here spidey spider! Come on!"

The spider stared at him with its beady eyes, then looked back down. "Oh of course. It want's Moohicky." Axle rolled his eyes. Pulling out his bow, he drew back an arrow and let it fly at the spider's head. It recoiled instantly as the flint head struck it between – some of – the eyes. The corpse let out a squeal and fell from the roof, landing on the gravel path with a thud.

Moohicky watched from the window as the dead spider fell to the ground. She gave Axle a wave as he came back in and shut the door behind him. "Better now?" he said.

Moohicky nodded and smiled. "Much. I hate the noises they make..."

Axle grinned. "Scuttle scuttle scuttle?"

She gave him another glare. "Stop it."

"Scuttle scuttle scuttle!"

"I'm warning you Axle!" Moohicky went over to the bench and picked up a frying pan.

"You wouldn't dare," he replied, getting down on his hands and knees and running around like an insect. "Scuttle scuttle scut-"

Bang!

[AxleMC131 was slain by Moohickyalah with Frying Pan]

Axle respawned in the double bed upstairs. Coming down the ladder, he rubbed his head painfully. "Did you really have to do that?" he whined.

"Yes," Moohicky replied, replacing the pan on the bench and picking up Axle's sword. "Now cut out the spider impressions before I do it again with your own sword!"

Axle held up his hands in innocence. "Alright, alright! Violence is not the answer!" He held out his hand. "Now give me the sword back."

"No. It's mine now."

Axle just looked at her. "Seriously..."

"You're not getting it back."

"Can I possibly have it front then?"

"..."

[AxleMC131 was slain by Moohickyalah with Diamond Sword]

There was a pause, then a yell from upstairs. "DID YOU REALLY JUST THROW MY SWORD AT ME!? THAT THING IS PURE DIAMOND ENCHANTED WITH SHARPNESS AND KNOCKBACK! I WOULDN'T SCRATCH IT IF I WERE YOU!"

Moohicky grinned, then cupped her hand to her mouth and yelled a reply. "You asked for it!"