Ghost-Boy Casanova
By Slee
Me: So, I was listening to Cowboy Casanova (don't own that) and singing Bird-Boy Casanova (owned by St. Fang of Boredom, read it), and decided: "HEY! Why can't I do Ghost-Boy Casanova? Like, I kidnapped Danny, so let's write a song about it!"
Danny: I was against it. Strongly against it.
Me: Ignoring Inviso-Bill the rain on parader, let's get on to the song! Andiamo!
Ooohhh, oh! Ooohhh, oh! Ooohhh, oh!
You better take it from me
That halfa's like a disease
He's flying, he's trying to hide and he's
wondering why I won't let him free!
He's like a curse!
He's like a drug!
You get addicted to his love!
He wants to get out but I'm holding him down
'cause I can't live without one more ghostly touch.
He's a, a good time, ghost-boy Casanova leanin'
up against the Fenton Portal
Looks like, every phangirl's dream but
He's ectoplasmic misery
He's the devil in disguise
A ghost with green eyes
And he only comes out at night
He gives you feelings that you don't want to fight
You better run for your life!
Ooohhh, oh
Ooohhh, oh
I see that look on your face
You girls don't hear what I say
So I'll say it again 'cause I been where
you been and now 'cause of me
I won't let him free.
Don't even look in his eyes
He'll tell you nothing but lies
And you want to believe but you won't be deceived if you listen to me and take my advice!
He's a, a good time, ghost-boy Casanova leanin'
up against the Fenton Portal
Looks like, every phangirl's dream but
He's ectoplasmic misery
He's the devil in disguise
A ghost with green eyes
And he only comes out at night
He gives you feelings that you don't want to fight
You better run for your life!
Run, run away, don't let him mess with your mind
He'll tell you anything you wanna hear
He'll break your heart it's just a matter of time
But just remember,
He's a, a good time, ghost-boy Casanova leanin'
up against the Fenton Portal
Looks like, every phangirl's dream but
He's ectoplasmic misery
He's the devil in disguise
A ghost with green eyes
And he only comes out at night
He gives you feelings that you don't want to fight
You better run for your life!
Ooohhh, oh
You better run for your life
Ooohhh, oh
You better run for your life
Oh, you better run for your life.
Me: So, what'd you think?
Danny: Extremely embarrassing.
Me: Not, you! Our readers! They can review and tell me! I would be very grateful if they did!
Danny: Can you see what she's getting at here?
Me: Review. Or else. Even if it's to ask, "Or else what?"