A/N:Good morning/afternoon/evening ladies and gents!

This series is really clinging onto me! (I've read the manga about three years ago, but the glorious animation from the anime is just- glorious!)

This a one-shot between Rivaille and Eren. The thought of super clean freak Rivaille was too good to pass up.

Hope you guys enjoy!

Disclaimer: Shingeki no Kyojin belongs to Isayama Hajime.

SPICK AND SPAN

"Aha, I appreciate the help and all-" Eren laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his head while holding a bunch of neatly folded cloths "-But I can clean my own room, you know"

"Highly unlikely-" Rivaille spat whilst fixing the sheets on the Titan shifter's bed "-This place looks like it was run over by a swarm of titans"

Eren placed the neatly folded sheets inside his wardrobe "But seriously, you can go now Corporal"

"I will not leave this room whilst it looks like a pig pen-" The Lance Corporal stated flatly "-Have a little dignity, Jaeger"

"I already told you, I was looking for something!" The Titan shifter whined.

"And what might that be?" Rivaille retorted.

"Err, I'll find it... eventually"

The Corporal shook his head slowly "The reason why you can't find it is because you have too much... junk"

"Okay, this is just ridiculous!" Eren screamed in irk, kicking the dustpan that was idly sitting between him and Rivaille.

The two were encompassed with dust, dirt, and things that the Corporal would rather not know "Oops"

"Sorry...?" Eren smiled, raising his arms in an apologetic manner.

Rivaille ceased to move, a deadly aura starting to cover his small frame "Sorry...?" The Lance Corporal asked irritatedly.

"Oh hey, Rivaille whatcha doi- WHOA!" Hanji adjusted her glasses, making sure that she wasn't hallucinating.

It was Rivaille, cleaning some... strange reddish substance from the walls. Said substance was dripping everywhere. It was on the floor, on the walls, on the bed, heck it was even on the ceiling.

"What is THAT?" The scientist asked curiously.

"Nothing that you should concern yourself with-" The Lance Corporal stated flatly "- I had simply spilled my... coffee"

"No really, what is tha-" She was cut off when Rivaille had glared at her, silently telling her to go away.

"Jaeger is at the infirmary-" He spoke before Hanji scurried off "-He was attacked by... four titans"

"That many?!" She went back, curiosity seemingly defeating her fear.

"Yes-" Rivaille replied, without turning to the other "-Oh, and do give this to him. This is what he was probably looking for" The Lance Corporal held out a golden key that was attached to a string "Found it in between his filthy clothes" He said in disgust.

"Err, okay?" Hanji took the key gingerly from Rivaille "Sure you don't need any help?"

"No-" He shook his head "-Do hurry though, he probably needs more blood right now"

"Will do!" She saluted, running off excitedly towards the infirmary.

Rivaille sighed "Now how do I get the blood off the ceiling?"

Haha! Now that was fun!

Though it was really short. Probably my shortest work so far!

I do say, this was quite the challenge for me. Judging from the fact that the manga is progressing rather slowly, not much character shaping had been achieved.

I had portrayed Rivaille as stern and nonchalant, Hanji being quite optimistic and eccentric. While Eren, well, he's quite the average joe if I do say so myself.

Hope you guys enjoyed!

Good day and cheerio!