Gordon Doesn't Get Alyx's Joke

by RetroRebel85

Very short oneshot. Takes place during Lowlife, based on the "Zombine" joke. Gordon doesn't get it, and doesn't think it's very funny, so leaves Alyx alone in the dark.

Gordon Doesn't Get Alyx's Joke

They reached a Combine troop carrier. Alyx stopped. Her eyes were fixated on a creature, presumably dead, in front of her. Gordon was staring at her ass. (Who could blame him? ;)

"What the hell is that? A Combine zombie... that's like a.. a.. Zombine. Zombine, get it?" she chuckled. Gordon shook his head. He walked away, not wanting to stand Alyx's horrible jokes anymore. As he walked away, an explosion went off, and Alyx's body flew out. Gordon stared, knelt down beside her... "LOL" he giggled, and he went on his way.

End.