Me: This is the third story I've typed up in a row, and my pinkie is starting to hurt from hitting shift so many times.
Danny: Seeing as Slee is too involved in her 'maimed' pinkie to say it, she doesn't own Doctor Who, any of the characters in DW, The Sound of Drums, Everything is Ending, or Papaya Girl. She does own Pomegranate Boy and the idea for the orange duct-tape ninja warrior panda. Also, Hopelessly Unromantic? This is one of those crackfics Slee was telling you about.
Once upon a time there was a Dalek named Austin. He destroyed the Earth and everyone on it except for Adriana and Katie Chea. Adriana became a Dalek and Katie Chea escaped. Then, Dalek Austin and Dalek Adriana met two cyberwomen. The cyberwomens' names were Ally and Jenna. The Daleks and the cyberwomen had an epic battle.
Then, the Master appeared! "Can you hear the drums?" he cried, and started singing The Sound of Drums. The Daleks and the cyberwomen quickly joined in, not wanting to miss the chance to show off their epic singing skillz. Suddenly, the TARDIS materialized and out came the 9th Doctor and Rose! The Master mysteriously vanished once he noticed that they were there. The Daleks and the cyberwomen ignored Nine and Rose, and started singing an encore of Everything is Ending. Before they were noticed, Nine and Rose planned to destroy the Daleks and the cyberwomen.
Out of a convenient plot hole, Katie Chea poofed back into the storyline. "While I was gone, I trained to become AN ORANGE DUCT-TAPE NINJA WARRIOR PANDA! Now, watch as I turn the Daleks and cyberwomen into humans, and (sadly) send the Doctor and Rose away."
Unfortunately, Papaya Girl's evil twin, Pomegranate Boy, appeared and poisoned everyone with his poisonous pomegranate scent. The Doctor and Rose barely escaped with their lives, and everyone else died. :(
Me: Hey, my pinkie feels a little better! Review and my pinkie will be COMPLETELY healed! *muttering* Now, just in case that doesn't work, *whispering obnoxiously loud* DANNY!
Danny: What?
Me: Five minutes to get rid of it, and do that puppy dog face while asking the readers to review.
Danny: Fine. *puppy dog face* Ple-
Me: AND A LISP!
Danny: *grimace* Fine. *puppy dog face* Pwease weview?