A/N: I just had the idea for this not-story! It should be fun to write!! It'll be a mostly dialogue, I hope everyone can keep up with who is talking. Sorta a sequel to 10 Reasons To Never Trust Albus Severus Potter.
10 Reasons Rose Weasley Is Insufferable
Complied By Hugo Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy
1. She never shuts up ever!
2. She thinks she knows everything.
3. If she doesn't know something she pretends she does.
4. She steals the covers.
5. She doesn't like chocolate, really, WTF?
6. You know the saying 'over-share'? That was invented specifically for Rosie's use.
7. Did we mention she never shuts up?
8. She wins at everything. Even quidditch, which just isn't right.
9. She never sleeps in past 8am and makes everyone get up when she does.
"Hugo? What is that? What are you two writing?"
"Uh, nothing Rosie."
"Scorpius?"
"Um, nothing babe."
"Why are you lying to me? Is this another list? Is this one going to say that you don't love me anymore?"
"Oh come on you know it wouldn't."
"So it is a list?"
"Crap..."
"Scorpius you suck at this, she beat you in like 2 seconds, its mind games, she learnt them off mum."
"Hugo, shut up!"
"Show me the list."
"If she kills me I will come back as a ghost just to tell mum it was all your fault."
"Hugo, really, shut up."
"Oh and what was number 10 going to be?"
"I don't know, it was about to be Scorpius' turn to write something."
"Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy?"
"Well now number 10 will be uses my full name, gross."
"I will hex you if you don't tell me."
"Ok, calm down chicken. Number 10, she is far too beautiful for her own good."
"Oh you think you're so cute."
"That's how you do it Hugo."
"Oh I see, I would run now, she's about 5 seconds away from killing you."
"I think I'm going to take that advice."
"YEAH THAT"S RIGHT YOU RUN AWAY!"
A/N: That's it. I like agro characters, makes 'em funny.
Much love and later dayz
Manda