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NOTE: EVERYONE THAT DIED IN DEATHNOTE ARE ALL STILL ALIVE: ETON It was a nice day in L's aparment.
Watari was still L's butler thing. L and Light were beastest friends foreverest. L: "Watari, get me a cake!"
Watari: "L, you weigh over 900 pounds! Lay off the food!"
L: "Get me a cake, NOW! Then get me the red koolaid and make sure it's not the nasty cherry kind, ok?"
Watari: "Fiiiiiiiine!" *Gets L his cake and red koolaid and gives ot to him*
L: "Good, good! Now amuse me!Jump put the window!"
Watari: "But, we're on the top floor tho!"
L: "I commanded you! Mannnnn, who's paying you? ME! Jump out the window and I will give you.."
Watari: "ooohhh Money! How much!?"
*L digs around in his pockets*
L: "50 cents sound good? Get yourself some bubble gum!"
Watari: "50 cents here I come!"
*Watari opens the window chanting, "50 cents"
L: "Wait let me get up!" *L screams as he gets up*
Watari: "50 cents!" *Watari jumps out the window, screaming*
L: "Good! That stupid old ugly man is finally dead! I can have my slumber partys now without him butting in!"
*Someone knocks at L's door*
L: "Coming!" *L opens the door only to see Light standing there with sour cream and onion Pringles*
Light: "I be here!"
L: "Holy fricken crap, dude is you gonna share?"
Light: "Well you think I'ma bea stingya?"
L: "Now you just sound like Mario!"
Light: "Thanks girlfriend for noticing!"
L: "Hey what be GFs for?"
*Misa comes*
Light whispers in L's ear: "This chick has...c-..cooties!"
L and Light: "Eeeewwwwwwww!"
Misa: "What?"
L: "So girl what you be up to?"
Misa: "Nothing really. Just killed a few ugly people!"
L: "Why that be?"
Misa: "The chicks had to go! They called me fat!"
L and Light: "I would have done the same!"
Misa: "But, you are fat L. You can't deny it!"
L: "Misa, do you want 50 cents?"
Misa: "HECK YEAH I DO!"
L: "Alls you need to do is jump out the window!"
Misa: "That short of a price? OK!"
*Opens the window and jumps*
Light: "Dude we just started dating!"
L: "Oh yeah? Then where did you meet?"
Light: "Recess. Monkey Bars."
L: "Dude! Holy crap!"
Light: "I know right?"
L: "Wow! I met this ugly fat woman and *Gasps for air then falls on the floor*
Light: "L, whats wrong?!"
L: "Call 911!"
Light: "Whats the number for 911?"
L: "It should be in the phone book!"
Light: "Where is it?"
L: "I don't have a phone book!"
Maid lady thing: "Room fricken service!"
Light: "Excuse me, maid? What's the number for 911?! My friend here is like, dying, I think!"
Maid: "911,"
Light: "I know! What's the number?"
Maid: "Yeah the number is 911!"
Light: "Fine! I will call it then!"
*Light calls 911*
911 person: "Hello whats the fricken emergency?"
Light: "Is this 911, the Po-po?"
The person: "Yeah whats the sitch?"
Light: "My BFF, big fat friend, is dying. Could you sent the amberlamps?"
Person: "Sure."
Light: "He weighs like 5 thousand pounds. He packing on for winter!"
Person: "It just turned Spring."
Light: "See he's packin' it on!"
*Amberlamps are there*
Light: "Be careful with him he's my only big fat friend!"
L: "Light, will you please come, PLEASE?"
Light: "Ok!"
TO BE CONTINUED