WARNING:
Only for the EXTREMELY sick minded! Do not read if you are pregnant, have heart problems or are full of innocence. We are not responsible for burned eyes, heart attacks, scarred minds, getting sick, or any other injury you might sustain from laughing or otherwise.
Author's Note: Don't laugh at the warning. Take it seriously. This story will fit nicely in the pervert's mind. Please be careful when handling hot things. Also this story takes place in an alternate universe. There is a Voldemort but he's not that bad. There are also no horcruxes. Please don't be suprised to find that someone who is acctually dead is alive, i.e. Dumbledor and Cedric. This story takes place no where in the time frame of Harry Potter. Good day to you.
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in this story. They are all of J.K. Rowlings brilliant mind.
Prologue
Ron's Journal
This summer has been rather strange. Fred and George have gotten even stranger than they were. They are very disturbing. Occasionally, when they are home, they go into my room naked and try to take off my clothes. (Of course, over the summer I've gotten taller and stronger.) I can keep Fred and George from getting so much as a sock off me. When they give up, they start doing… things to each other right in front of me. Eventually they leave, though.
Ginny's also been acting strange lately. It's almost as though she's been hanging around Fred and George too much. One night, I woke up only to find myself tied to my bed without clothes on. After I broke free, I started locking my door.
I'm so glad the school year's starting; I'll be able to get away from Fred, George, and Ginny. I want to see Hermione and Harry again. Plus, at Hogwarts not everyone will be trying to get into my pants. I wouldn't mind that much if it was Hermione, though, instead of Ginny.
I'm packed and ready to go to Hogwarts in the morning.
Sincerely,
Ron.
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