I don't own Naruto.
"Ne, Shino?"
"..."
"Right. Are you going to end up being a missing-nin?"
"No. Why? Because I need the hive here."
"Ah. Just wondering, I mean, other than that bastard Kabuto, all of Konoha's missing-nin have dark hair and or dark eyes. I'm not actually sure what your eye color is, but I know you have dark hair."
"Why did you not think of Nara, Akimichi, or Lee?"
"Shika's too lazy to become a missing nin, Chouji would attract far too much attention eating all the time, and probably can't bear to leave Shika, and Lee...well, I think he loves Gai and or Neji. He wouldn't leave anyway, his flames of youth are flames, and you can't have flames away from Konoha without righteous murder on behalf of...something or another."
"Bark!"
"Oh, right, stealing our right of fiery-ness. You don't hear the other countries harping about fire, now do you?"
"No, I don't"
"Right. Come to think of it, do we even have any female missing-nin?"
"I do not believe so."
"I should probably go ask Ino or Sakura if they are going to go missing-nin."
"Not Hinata or Tenten?"
"Nope, Hinata wouldn't leave, she loves Naruto who loves the village, and Tenten, well, she's been on a team with Lee and Gai-sensei for a year or so, if she was going to defect, she would've already."
"..."
"Right. C'mon Akamaru! Lets go find the...only light-haired people in the Rookie 9!"
"Bark!"