Hey, KH fans out there. . . This is my first Fanfiction, and I know the characters are OOC. I have my agenda for it, but if I told you why that would give away my purpose.
I call it as I see it, and I saw it in the castle that never was. Everyone was behaving oddly, the castle was in utter chaos. Xemnas was crying in a corner with Saix attempting to soothe his nerves. Xigbar was taunting a rather confused Axel, and Roxas was screaming at Larxene for suntan lotion. "I don't have any fuckin' suntan lotion! Leave me alone you brat!" Roxas pulled out his keyblade and challenged Larxene "you hid my suntan lotion and I want it now! If you don't give it back I'll take it by force!" She cackled at him and accepted his challenge. "Fine you can try to beat me, but you'll regret it." The two of them stomped through a portal to an unknown battleground.
"Come on this is so much fun! Just try it Vexen!" I said pushing Vexen over a patch of his own ice. Vexen's face was frozen with what looked like fear, as he skated over the puddle. When he reached the other side his face carried a look of joy. Vexen now had to sit down, and contemplate this new data. "Buzz-kill!" I said to Vexen stomping out of the room, "I'll find someone else to play with!" I pouted as I made my way to Demyx's room.
On the way I saw Luxord and Marluxia. They were having a rather heated debate about Number Ten's cards. The two of them began to fighting the hallway, the graceful assassin. As his name implied was quick on his feet. He beat Luxord rather efficiently, and told him to find his own cards. . . Or else. Luxord quickly fled the scene I had slipped by unnoticed while they were busy fighting. I continued on my way to Demyx's room.
I found Demyx crying over the charred remains of his Sitar. "What happened to your Sitar?" I though uninterested queried. Demyx between tears happened to choke out that Axel had been the one to do this. "He came in and just burnt it for no reason?" I asked fully surprised by Axel's actions. Demyx unable to speak simply nodded. "Something strange is going on here you and Axel are usually close fr. . . What was I saying?" Demyx shrugged at my question tears no longer were streaking down his face. Demyx looked down and saw his burned Sitar. "What did you do to my Sitar Zexion?" Demyx began crying again. "But I didn't do this Demyx. I don't even know any fire spells!" Demyx pushed me out of his room and slammed the door. "Leave me alone!" Demyx screeched when I tried to open the door again.
Xaldin watched from the hallway as I walked his way. "Xaldin, do you know anything about what's going on?" Xaldin simply stared at me unresponsive. "Are you just going to stare at me all day or answer me you lummox!" I yelled. Xaldin's face squeezed up like he had eaten a lemon. He turned around and walked away slowly. He did his best to push back his tears. "C'mon Xaldin," He spoke to himself, "You're stronger than this." He ran back at me, sadness now fully transformed to anger. "How dare you, you emo midget wimp!" Xaldin yelled. "Whatever you say Xaldin, I can't deal with this shit now." I said opening a portal to the meeting room. I sat in my chair and waited, and waited. Finally I decided that nobody was going to show up to the "mandatory" meeting Xemnas had just called this morning. "Why would Xemnas not show up to a meeting that he had called just this morning? More importantly I've been everywhere, and have yet to see Lexaeus. Where is he?"
That's it for chapter one more is to come, and I know you're confused. It will start making sense soon.