He clicked on the website that said 'how to be a sexy beast like me'
Step 1. Steal a pony from the walrus police.
Step 2. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
Step 3. Rawr
Edward Cullen felt he learnt so much from this he decided to go and try to do the first step.
He walked down the street and when he walked straight past the walrus police chief and the walrus turned around and destroyed him...Walrus always wins..Regardless.
Peter pirate then met up with Edward Cullen and said "I eat your chicken"
Edward replied "I is have no is chicken"
Peter simply said "Rawr" and then walked away.
Edward CUllen liked this place and then he saw the most disgusting thing ever...Nom Nom Nom Nom
It was a giant Machine who liked eating hairy apples.
He winced and looked away and then saw something even more disgusting...Rachel Berry.
He died.
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