A/N: A quick little fluff attack before I go back to school. Sorry this one's a little late I had almost no time this weekend to do anything. Again, texting format, so sorry if it's hard to get through. Hope you enjoy!
France – Italics
'England' – Bold
Tuesday 7 June 2016
13:26 - Bonne chérie du soir!
13:28 - heyyyyyy dudeeeeee
13:29 - Amérique, does Angleterre know you have his phone?
13:30 - ummm no
13:31 - ha im the hero!
13:32 - Yes, you've mentioned that fact.
13:33 - Is Angleterre with you?
13:34 - yeah hes making tea dude
13:36 - but im totally going to throw it in the harbour
13:38 - Twenty Euros that he's making Earl Grey.
13:39 - twenty dollars its yorkshire tea
13:41 - That's not fair, twenty dollars is a lot more than twenty Euros.
13:42 - But Oui.
13:44 - You better not lie, Amérique. I can check and I will know.
13:45 - ha suck it its yorkshire!
13:46 - Are you sure?
13:47 - cos he had earl grey this morning
13:48 - Ah, merde, I forgot about time differences!
13:50 - Fine. You'll get your twenty dollars. At least your economy will be drastically improved.
13:51 - fuck you dude
13:52 - Je suis désolé, that was a low blow.
13:55 - Damn stupid American stealing my phone
13:56 - Fucking wanker
13:58 - Ahhhhhhh! Angleterre! I was just about to ask Amérique how he was texting me without your notice!
14:00 - What do you want frog? I told you he stole my phone
14:01 - Oui, surprisingly enough I already knew that.
14:03 - I was just wishing you a good evening, Angleterre. Is there something wrong with that, mon amour?
14:04 - No stupid git
14:05 - Bien
14:07 - Why are you with Amérique, out of curiosity? He definitely doesn't seem like the type you'd have tea with considering events past.
14:08 - He just barged into my house and asked to stay I couldn't refuse
14:09 - Yes you could.
14:10 - In fact there is an ingenious way of doing so
14:11 - You look him in the eyes
14:12 - Take a deep breath
14:13 - And say...
14:14 - "No."
14:15 - This is America we are talking about
14:16 - ...
14:17 - He never fucking listens
14:19 - Then when he doesn't listen you push him out the door and slam it in his face
14:21 - Then, look at that, you're Amérique free for the rest of the day!
14:22 - Ah, what bliss it is!
14:23 - I should know, I'm enjoying it right now.
14:25 - He was already through the door before I could stop him
14:27 - Ah, such is life. When it decides to be nice, it is nice but when it decides to be cruel, it throws a cactus filled with itching powder and weights at your face.
14:28 - You are almost too right about that
14:29 - Mon amour, I am always right.
14:30 - At least about life.
14:31 - That you are
14:33 - Angleterre. You just agreed with me. Someone call the BBC, we have breaking news right here!
14:34 - Fuck off
14:36 - Aw. Don't be like that, mon anglais rose. I was just poking some fun.
14:38 - I want to make you smile, rose.
14:39 - Admit it, I bet you're smiling that rueful half smile that you wear when your struggling not to burst out laughing.
14:40 - No
14:41 - Oui.
14:42 - I can find out.
14:43 - Oh Amérique~!
14:44 - Fuck off frog
14:46 - Ohonhonhonhonhonhon! Amérique just confirmed it! You are smiling!
14:47 - Wanker
14:49 - I'm glad I made you that little bit happier inside, mon anglais rose! :*
14:50 - Just shut up would you!
14:54 - ...I really am, Angleterre. I am glad that you are just a little bit happier. Even if it was for just a moment.
14:56 - Okay fine I do appreciate your efforts to make me smile
14:58 - Merci, mon amour. After all, everyone deserves to have something good in their life at least once, oui? No matter how small.
14:59 - Maybe
15:00 - Why maybe?
15:02 - Maybe if the world realised that
15:03 - Hmmmmm...
15:04 - I see your point.
15:06 - But I'm just sitting here like America what's good?
15:08 - Merde. I fucking snorted you cul.
15:09 - You're welcome
15:11 - I'm in a très très ennuyeux meeting right now, that's not good.
15:13 - I'm supposed to be using my phone for research on the topics that are being discussed not to text you.
15:14 - Well that's your fault
15:16 - Jésus Christ, everyone's staring at me now. I must like a deer in headlights, merde.
15:17 - Ha
15:18 - You're laughing at me aren't you.
15:19 - Pissing myself
15:20 - Fuck you
15:21 - Fuck you too
15:23 - How will you do that, I'm an ocean away? I mean, I'm flattered, but I don't think you've thought this through, Angleterre.
15:24 - I will find a way
15:26 - Oooooooo, I love surprises. Just don't show up drunk, mon cher. I love you much more when you're sober.
15:27 - Don't you worry love
15:29 - I'm always worried about you, mon amour. It's been my job since the moment I met you.
15:30 - That's actually Scotland's job but nevermind
15:32 - Me and him have a timetable. We have to take shifts.
15:34 - Can you imagine Amérique's expression if he were to read over your shoulder right now?
15:35 - He's playing video games completely distracted
15:36 - Just imagine his expression though.
15:38 - Where did he get video games I never thought you'd be a fan?
15:39 - Of course I'm a fan
15:41 - Really? It is true what they say, learn something new everyday.
15:42 - Fuck you
15:44 - Again, Angleterre, you need to think this through.
15:45 - Wanker
15:46 - Ohonhonhonhonhonhon~
15:50 - Oh
15:51 - Mon anglais rose?
15:52 - What?
15:54 - My meeting's ended. I'm afraid I'll have to leave you alone with Amérique!
15:56 - On the bright side, guess who's coming over to visit you tomorrow?!
15:57 - Me~!
15:58 - How exciting
15:59 - Au revoiur, mon amour. See you tomorrow.
16:00 - *kisses*
16:01 - Goodbye love