Disclaimer: Though I REALLY wish it weren't true, all of the characters here belong to the oh-so-lucky J

Disclaimer: Though I REALLY wish it weren't true, all of the characters here belong to the oh-so-lucky J.K. Rowling. Now that that's done, on with the fic.

"All right, then. We'll see you at Christmas," said her mother with a proud look on her face. "Have a good time at school. Be sure to wri— I mean, send us lots of owls," her father said, trying to ignore Petunia's insistent demands to leave the train station.

Finally, they left-- her parents proud but sad that they wouldn't see their young daughter for at least three and a half months, her sister triumphant.

Lily gulped. She wished her parents would've stayed a bit longer. She felt lost. Come to think of it, she was lost. She couldn't find the sign for platform nine and three-quarters and time was running out. She was looking around frantically, squinting her eyes and contemplating whether or not to take out her wand, when suddenly, she heard a voice say, "Hogwarts, right?"

She looked up. Two tall boys, probably in their early teens, were grinning at her. They also were lugging around huge trunks with an owl cage on top. She self-consciously started smoothing her hair when she realized that she hadn't answered their question.

"Um, yeah," she muttered. She was always shy around strangers, especially boy strangers. Around her girl friends, she was perky and fun, but around guys, she always froze up.

"You just have to go through the barrier over there," said the one with the glasses, pointing. "And by the way, your hair looks fine."

Lily realized that she was still smoothing her unruly hair. She quickly jammed her hands into her pockets and turned as red as her fiery locks. The boys just laughed.

"Last one through is a rotten egg!" the other boy yelled. He raced toward the barrier. "Cheater!" the one with glasses yelled, and proceeded to follow. Lily held her breath, trying to ignore the curious bystanders. When the boys were just a few feet away from the barrier, Lily braced herself, anticipating a very loud crash. She waited. And waited.

But instead of crashing, they disappeared. Lily blinked, and decided to follow them. She didn't really have a choice, since there were only five minutes left. She took a deep breath, looked around to see that no one was watching, and practically sprinted towards the barrier.

When she finally got through, she very shakily exhaled and looked around. A scarlet steam engine was waiting there, and people were scrambling around with their trunks, trying to find an empty compartment.

She was trying to drag her trunk into a compartment, when she heard a familiar voice say, "What took you so long?" It was the two boys again.

'Oh, great,' she thought to herself. She ignored them and continued to struggle with her trunk.

"Need help?" asked the one with corrective lenses. "My name's James, by the way."

Before Lily could say anything, James had taken the other side of the trunk and started to drag it onto the train. The other boy came over, too.

"Blimey, what do you have in here? Your barbell collection?" grunted the boy who Lily assumed was James' friend. "Your trunk was a lot heavier than this, Sirius," said James.

"Well, duh! Dungbombs and Filibuster's Fireworks weigh a lot!" said Sirius.

When they had safely stowed away Lily's trunk, James and Sirius disappeared. Lily sat down by the window, feeling rather lonely. The train had just started to move when they came back, with another boy who had light brown hair and nice eyes.

"This is Remus," said Sirius. "Do you mind if we sit here? This is the only compartment that isn't occupied by a teacher or a Slytherin."

'Yes, I do mind,' thought Lily, who didn't want to spend the next few hours with a bunch of jokesters, but she thought that would be rude and kept her mouth shut. "No," she said.

The three boys plopped down into seats and started joking around and talking. Lily stayed out of their conversation, but she managed to pick up that the three were 3rd years at Hogwarts, and that they were all in Gryffindor. Lily had read through all her books before she came so she wouldn't be too far behind everyone else. She had decided that she'd like to be in Gryffindor, but now was having second thoughts about it. The Gryffindors seemed like mischievous, prankster types, and she was neither.

'Maybe Ravenclaw would be better,' she was thinking, when she realized that Remus had asked her a question.

"Huh?" she asked. "I said, what's your name?" repeated Remus.

"Oh, um, it's Lily," she said.

"Lily what?" asked Sirius.

"Lily Evans," she replied.

"You'll probably be one of the first to be sorted," said James.

"Sorted?" asked Lily, who hadn't the foggiest idea what that was. She hadn't read anything about sorting in any of her books.

"Yeah, sorted. Into one of the houses. You know what those are, don't you?" asked James.

"Yes," said Lily. Then, cautiously, she asked, "This sorting thing, it doesn't hurt, does it?"

"Not really," said James with utmost sincerity. "A few broken bones and bloody noses maybe, but nothing life-threatening."

"He's just kidding," Remus assured the horrified Lily. "You just have to try on a hat."

"A-a hat?" asked Lily, bewildered.

"Yeah," said James, glaring at Remus. Then, slowly, he started grinning slyly.

"When you try it on, you have to repeat everything it says to you," James said. "Talk really loud. Then the teachers will tell you what house you're in."

For some reason, Sirius started snickering. Lily couldn't see why; it seemed much less painful than the other version James had told her. Remus started to say something, but Sirius and James jumped up and dragged him out of the compartment. Lily sighed and slept for the rest of the trip.

About an hour later, Lily found herself in the Great Hall, waiting to be sorted. She breathed a sigh of relief when a teacher, who had introduced herself as Professor McGonagall, set a wizard's hat down onto a stool.

After a few seconds, the hat started singing, but Lily wasn't listening. She was too mesmerized by the enchanted ceiling. She was busy searching for the constellation Andromeda when she heard her name being called.

She hurried up to the stool and gingerly placed the hat on her head. She heard a small voice in her year saying, " Hmm…rather studious…a nice mind too…perhaps Ravenclaw would be best…but what's this? A brave heart and a courageous spirit…however…"

The hat continued like this for at least a minute, debating whether to put her in Gryffindor or Ravenclaw. All the while, Lily repeated everything that the hat was saying to her as loudly as she could.

After a while, she noticed that the teachers and the other students were laughing at her. She stopped in mid-sentence as Professor McGonagall whispered to her, "Miss Evans, what are you doing?"

"I-I thought that we were supposed the repeat everything the hat told us, so that you could sort us…" whispered Lily, who was on the brink of tears.

"No, we don't sort you. The hat does," said Professor McGonagall in a pitying sort of voice. Just then, the hat shouted, "GRYFFINDOR!"

Lily realized then that she'd been fooled. As she rushed to the Gryffindor table, she heard James laughing. She gave him the coldest glare she could manage, which only made him laugh harder. She vowed that she'd get him back for making her look like an idiot in front of the whole school.

A/N: BTW, I wrote this before J.K. Rowling slipped that Lily's last name was Evans. I changed it, to satisfy all those annoying technical nitpickers out there, (including myself, I admit.) But the sorting thing is a little off now, because "Evans" most probably wouldn't be first in line, and Lily would have known from watching other people that she wasn't supposed to talk during the sorting. But just bear with me, all right? Or pretend that maybe during Lily's year there wasn't anybody who's last name began with A, B, C, or D, however unlikely. Thanx J