Chaos Reigns True
A/N: I was not on crack while writing this… I think
Disclaimer: Yeah, as if I would own Kingdom Hearts. Keep dreaming…
It all started one sunny day…
"OMFG IT'S A PINK FUZZLEH REPLICA OF ROBERT PATTINSON!" Sora screamed. Kairi ran up behind him, tackling him.
"Campbell's, Chicken Noodle, Possibilities!" she sang and hugged him. Riku ran up behind them and stabbed Sora, laughing his head off.
"WHO'S SLEEPING IN A COFFIN NOW, SORA? TEACHES YOU TO TELL ME IT WAS A BOX SOFA BED!" Kairi cried at the death of her friend and became emo, cutting herself and whatnot. Xemnas ran up.
"OMFGLMFAOBBQ YOU KILLED SORA!" Xemnas fell to his knees, throwing his hands into the air. "WHY Kingdom Hearts? WHYYYY?" When Riku refused to say anything, Xemnas (for some unknown reason) pulled out his "lightsabers" and started running around making cheesy sound effects.
"Let the force be with you, Riku!" he yelled, and Luxord appeared and put his hand over his mouth and breathing deeply.
"Ansem… I am your father." Xemnas got tears in his eyes.
"D- daddy? BANANA ROOT BEER IT IS YOU!"
"Now, now, watch your language, young man!" Demyx said, scolding Xemnas.
"MOMMY!" he screamed and snuggled against Demyx. Axel ran up and pointed at Demyx accusingly.
"MONSTER CRAB CAKE EGGROLL, YOU IMPOSTER!" Demyx fell to the ground, dead as a doornail from Axel's black magic spell. Larxene came and bit Axel's head off in one bite, eating it and smacking her lips.
"What a yummy snack!" Roxas appeared, dressed in a nun's outfit, complete with the really weird hat.
"I will live out the rest of my days as an old maid! The love of my life is gone!" he sobbed, and Kairi put him out of his misery by showing him how to be emo, too. A smoke cloud appeared and Namine stepped out. "WHY MUST I LIVE TO SEE YOUR FACES?"
Marluxia grinned and threw his hands up in the air, showering red rose petals everywhere.
"Let us rejoice in the happiness that we can all live forever!"