Hi everryone! This is a random SK report which I made because I was bored... Please don't flame me...Oh well, here it is...
Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King. (yeah, pretty obvious...)
Reporter: Here we are everybody at the first session of Q&A featuring the "Shaman King" characters! We gathered everybody here, so I hope you'll have fun!
Reporter: What's so great about being lazy?
Yoh: You have nothing to do to be popular, you simply are .
Reporter: Yeah, I guess so…
Reporter: What job do you plan having in the future?
Anna: Job? Are you kidding me?! I have others to work for me, I don't need a job! Are you stupid or what?!
Reporter: Sorry… ::cry::
Reporter: What do you like better, white or black chocolate?
Horo Horo: Mixed chocolate cream :P
Reporter: ::sweatdrop::
Reporter: How many times a week do you wash your cloak?
Hao: Burn, burn, burn, burn…
Reported: Uh, thank you…
Reporter: Do you take drugs?
Lyserg: Hey, only because my spirit's name's Morphine doesn't mean I'm taking drugs! You freak! By the way, where's my joint?
Reporter: I see… ::anime-style drop::
Reporter: Do you know it's illegal to carry a weapon like yours these days?
Ren: Are you a cop or what? Wanna die? Wanna be tortured, poisoned? Wanna be killed by a kyonshi?
Reporter: No… ::runs away::
Reporter: Do death gods eat apples?
Marion: I think you mistook me for Misa…
Reporter: …
Reporter: What's love like?
Tamao: Ah…uhm…kyaaaaaaaaa!!!!! It's like… lovely…
Reporter: Aha…
Reporter: How do you think it should be a perfect girl?
Ryu: Like… perfect!
Reporter: Yeah, but how?
Ryu: Like perfect, are you idiot or what?
Reporter: ::sweatdrop::
Reporter: How can you have silver hair since you're only 11 years old?
Jeanne: How can you be such a sinner and don't even realize it? I shall pray for your soul…
Reporter: Thanks, I guess………Oo
Reporter: Why your guardian spirit, the knight, doesn't have a white horse?
Kanna: Wanna know why? Cuz I'm not one of those stupid bitches who dream of a knight on a white horse, that's why…
Reporter: Ya, you're right… White horses are indeed old fashioned…
Ren: Said somethin'::growl::
Reporter: Why does everybody say that your jokes are lame?
Chokolove: Nobody says that! Hey, wanna know why you are so lame?
Reporter: ...
Chokolove: Because retro sucks and you're a "retroper" (invert reporter)
Reporter: …
Reporter: How had you felt when Anna slapped Hao?
Manta: Uhmmm… frightened like hell…
Yoh: ANNA SLAPPED HAO???????????
Anna: Idiot! Die::charges to reporter::
Hao: I'll make sure this information doesn't leave this studio… ::burns studio::
Months later, in the hospital:
Director: Next time, just remember to be more cautious…
Still injured reporter: Yes…
Director: Now, what made Hao burn down everything?
Still injured reporter: Well, it was when I asked Manta how he felt when Anna slapped Hao…
Director: You're an idiot!
Still injured reporter: Yeah, Anna said that too… ::sob::
Director: ::slaps forehead::
Meanwhile, at Funbari Inn:
Yoh: I still can't believe you slapped my brother…
Anna: ::mumble::mumble::
Yoh: Now that I think about it, why'd you do that? Furthermore, when had the two of you met::stare::
Anna: … ::gulp::
Yoh: Is there anything I should know about?
Anna: Look, a double-cheeseburger!
Yoh: Where::looking around::
Anna: ::sigh:: "That damn reporter… Yoh asks this all the time, and I have to make up something else everyday… I hope he's so dead!"
Somewhere else:
Opacho: Hao-sama…
Hao: Yes Opacho.
Opacho: Why is that girl still alive after she dared to slap you?
Hao: I don't know, why'd you ask me? Like I made the anime! Like I can control what is written in fanfiction! This pisses me off! And the worst is that I cannot kill real people, only other characters! How do you think I feel like?! Where's my therapist?!