Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate...

Season One According To the Point of View of Colonel Jack O'Neill

I called her Doctor when I attempted to insult her, but the Captain quickly corrected me.

She offered to arm wrestle, but I didn't want to embarrass myself.

I was there when she first laid eyes on the Stargate, her eyes wide, and I gave her the first nudge through.

I first called her Carter and she called me Sir.

I was a little concerned when my best friend put her in a chokehold, but relieved when she kicked his ass.

I was there when she experienced her first taste of first-hand anthropology, and was sleeping when the boy traded her away.

I was the victim of a cavewoman's instinct, and was brought back to life next to her.

It was a little creepy to see her first fiancé posing as a god, but eventually all of us got over it.

My clone regressed in my attempts to shield myself from my son's suicide, and I held her for the last time.

We were in search of invisibility and were killed and brought back to life in the process.

I grew older, faster, but she saved me from it.

I watched as the Jaffa was beamed away to be killed by a very hungry Unas.

We brought back Earth's first interstellar traveler, and reunited two long lost lovers.

We witnessed the first soft spot of the lager Jaffa, a son.

We escaped, but Daniel was left behind.

Carter saved us from the Goddess of Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll

I witnessed the terror of the Goa'uld for the third time, and watched as she became a mother.

I played lawyer for the Jaffa, and protected him against an angry son.

We found them unconscious by their gate and Carter managed to obtain a groupie.

We clung to life on an icy planet that we later discovered was Antarctica, and I joked about my sidearm.

We were greeted by a joyous 'comtrya' and turned into robots.

Space monkey transported himself to an alternate reality and Carter and I were together.

I argued to keep the SCG open, but was sadly defeated by the pain in the ass senator.

We went in incognito through the 'Gate, and found that Space monkey was right.

AN: I didn't see much of season one, so I relied on summaries and transcripts. Sorry for inconsistencies. Please review! Stay Tuned for Season Two!