"Hey Edward, listen to this." Alice sashayed into her brother's room, her IPOD touch in her hands.
Edward sighed. What was his sister trying to talk him into now?
"This is an awesome new artist! Her name is Kesha, but she spells it with a dollar sign, so it would really be," she grabbed a pen and his wrist and wrote Ke$ha on it. "That."
"Ke$ha. Hmm. Is she the one that can't be tamed?" he asked.
Alice rolled her eyes. "No. That's Miley Cyrus. Hate her. Ke$ha sings about dinosaurs and partyin' at rich dude's houses and clocks and stuffs." She said as she pressed the screen a few times.
"Oh." He replied as Alice tossed her the IPOD and walked out. Suddenly music started playing.
"Coming out your mouth with your Blah Blah Blah.
Just zip your lips like a padlock and meet me at the back with the jack and the jukebox.
I dont really care where you live at just turn around boy and let me hit that.
dont be a little bitch with your chit chat just show me where your dicks at.
music starts
listen hot stuff
im in love
with this song
so just hush baby shut up
heard enough
stop stop stop talking that
blah blah blah think youl be getting this nah nah nah
not in the back of my car car car
if you keep talking that blah blah blah blah blah.
Boy come on now ' ' '
Come put a little love it my glove bag
i wanna dance with no pants on
come meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox
so cut to the chase kid cuz i no you dont care what my middle name is
I wanna be naked but your wasted
musics up listen hot stuff
[ Blah Blah Blah lyrics from
.com/k/kesha/blah_blah_blah/ ] im in love
with this song
so just hush
babay shut up
heard enough
*stop talk talk talking that
blah blah blah
think youl be gettin this
nah nah nah
not in the back of my car car car
if yu keep talking that blah blah blah blah blah
your always talking that shit
but never laying the
yeah
i dont care who you are
in this bar it only matters who i is"
Honestly, Edward liked it, but he wasn't going to let his family know that. After all, he was the mind reader. "Alice, this is awful!" he lied.
"Oh, whatever, you like it." Alice was like a lie detector.
"No, I honestly don't. now, I must be getting to Bella's." he got up and jumped out his window, running to the Swan's house. He jumped threw his only love's window to see her waiting for him on her bed. "Bella, isn't it past your bedtime?" he smiled and sat down next to her.
"I couldn't sleep without you." She admitted as she snuggled up to him.
"Well, get comfortable." He smiled. Once she was set, he decided to hum the song he just heard to her instead of her song.
"Is that… Ke$ha?" Bella asked.
"Yes. I like it… it's rather… original." He said as she fell asleep.
In the middle of the night he got up and googled her. He listened to some songs with the volume on one and downloaded her album onto his MP3 player. He could get used to this. Bella woke up and he went home while she got ready for school.
"Edward." Alice stopped him. The family was around in a circle again. "We need to stop this before it becomes a problem."
"I don't have a problem!" he shouted.
"That's what they all say, son." Carlisle said.
"Fine." Edward handed over his MP3 player and walked up the steps. "Happy April Fools, everyone." He mumbled through his smirk as he walked into his room.
Didn't see that coming did ya? Well, I feel like being nice and so I'll tell you that the next one will be with Carlizzle.
Disclaimer: "Blah Blah Blah" trademark of Ke$ha. "Twilight" copyright of Stephanie Meyer