A.N. First thing you must know before reading this fic is that this is a parody of the angst genre. Doesn't only include England and America but the whole FACE family. Poland won't be talking all the time. Now, go and enjoy your reading!

Also, we don't really own Hetalia. Not really.

Prologue

"So, like, I heard that, like, you totally won't believe it, like, oh my God! Okay, so this is like what I heard. So, like, America had this huge boner during the like G8 meeting. So he was totally staring at England, like, staring. I think he was like so turned on by England being like totally British. And then, you won't guess what totally happened next!"

Poland suddenly stopped talking and looked at his nails in horror.

"Like oh my God! I totally broke a nail! Look at it!"

He then shoved his hand in South Korea's face to show him his hurt member. The Korean rolled his eyes and asked him to continue his tale of sorrows.

"Oh what were we like talking about again? Oh yeah, so, America started, like, crying! Like, he was, screaming about like how Arthur totally hated him and, like, how he couldn't care less about his, like, really huge boner. I mean, even Russia, like, was scared by the sheer size of the boner. He kept, like, grabbing his pipe, not like sexually, but his actual metal pipe, you know? He was like totally protecting himself with it."

"I would be scared too. Alfred is always so cocky." The Korean said before laughing at his own joke. Poland ignored him like the glamourous bitch he was.

"Anyway, then France, like, totally honhonhoned. It was like so creepy apparently. He tried to like help America, you know? You know? But then, like, apparently, England got so pissed off and he, like, punched him in the face and he like totally stormed out. Then Germany got like totally pissed off then like started screaming about how, like, everything was ruined and all, you know? Then, Italy, like, started crying and started talking about wanting to like go home and like eating pasta and like, he mentioned this like Holy Roman Empire guy. Then Germany like got all tense but I like don't know why. Maybe he's like jealous? Like O.M.G! No way! This guys has like feelings? Anyway, America. Like. Totally. And yah. That's what happened."

"...What did America do?" Inquired a very excited South Korea.

"Oh, well he like was totally sad and stuff. He was like sitting there, totally crying his eyes out. He was like saying that he was like "Still the hero!" But no one believe him apparently. And like this random guy like handed him a hamburger and tried like comforting him. Nobody like knew who it was. Then the kid screamed like "I'm Canada" and like, again, nobody cared. It was like this huge nobody cared fest, dude. Then, the kid like ran off like crying but nobody like noticed. Except my source. Pony. You like know him right? Like, pony. My little pony..."

Poland then left, still singing the "My little pony" song. Since we didn't know the rest of the lyrics we had to stop his monolog there. South Korea, finally alone, turned towards the camera and said:

"Drama originated in Korea you know?"