Hiya! This is my first Naruto fanfic (that I've posted). I hope you guys like it! Main pairing is SasuNaru, but there will be other pairings later on. It's rated M for language and later chapters. I'm going to dedicate this to Emrysnyx, cause I love her! Plus I make her edit my stuff…so yeah. R, R, & R please! 3

Who You Calling Loser, You Poser?

Sasuke's P.O.V.

I looked around the somewhat small school, "Damnit, where is she?" I sighed and looked around once more.

"Hey, Sasuke!" I turned around to see a bright, blue eyes blonde smiling at me.

"Ugh, Naruto, what do you want?"

"Uh? Nothing really, just wanted to say hi. That's all…"

I signed again, "How much?"

"Not that much!" The blonde insured me. Naruto and I are considered 'friends'. He comes to me for lunch money; in return he doesn't bother me in any of our classes together. I have enough money to keep this 'friendship' going for years and years to come.

"Naruto," He was now trying to avoid eye contact with me.

"Yes?"

"How much?" I asked firmly.

"Only six dollars," He informed me as he rubbed the back of his head. I rolled my eyes as I reached into my back pocket. Naruto's eyes lit up as I took six dollars from my black and red checkered wallet.

"Here," I said in a monotone voice.

"Thanks, teme!" He chirped as he snatched the money from me. "Later!" He yelled over his shoulder as he turned and ran in the direction he came.

"What a loser," I sighed. Suddenly I spotted a pink haired girl walking towards me. Ugh Sakura, she's starting to become like our history teacher…always late.

Naruto's P.O.V.

I ran right by Sakura, who happen to be heading for Sasuke. 'Is it alright Thursday?' I questioned myself. Sasuke Uchiha, the school most 'amazing' student. Everyone loves him, except Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, and I (the cool kids). Best student (grade wise), he's a social butterfly, he's athletic, and apparently he was voted "Best Looking Student". (I was absent when the polling went on) But I think he should have been voted "Student with the Most Lousy Attitude". But either way, he's such a poser! He uses his looks to get girls to sleep with him. Monday, third bell, Ino the blonde. She's the most jaded girl in school, always looking at herself in mirrors. She's not even that pretty. Wednesday, seventh bell, Karin the "Sub Slut". She acts all "Women can do without men!", but when she's with Sasuke, whoa! Watch out, wild slut on the loose! And finally Thursday, lunch, Sakura Haruno, the cute one. I always liked Sakura, but for some reason I could never get a date with her. I mean, I'm a total beast! Who wouldn't want a piece of a hunk, like myself? I have the charm, the looks, and the brains! (I have the grades to prove it, too!) But nooo, Sasuke this and Sasuke that! Never anything Naruto! "Hey Naruto, you better hurry!"

"Uh?" I looked to see Sakura hanging on to Sasuke's arm, smiling back at me as they walked towards the gym.

"Before you know it, lunch will be over!" She warned me. All I could do was nod my head, she was right. I turned on my heels and ran for the on campus Ramen Shop. Yes, you heard me. On campus. Ramen Shop. Amazing, right?

"Hey, there you are Naruto!" Shikamaru greeted me from his seat. I responded to his greeting with a small smile, as I slowly approached the Ramen Shop. My smile grew when I noticed that Shikamaru saved me a seat between Kiba and him.

"Hey, thanks!" I patted him on his back as I sat down.

"So Naruto, what'll it be today?" An older man with an apron on asked me.

"Oh hey Teuchi, I'll take the usual!" I grinned at the old man. He smiled back, turned, and went back to the kitchen. Not too long after, Teuchi came back with my bowl of ramen. "Thanks, looks great!" I complimented the chief.

"Let's eat!" Choji declared with a determine look on his face.

We all finished eating, but of course I finished first. "Naruto, you want another bowl?"

"Yeah, I'll ta-" Suddenly I remembered that Sasuke had only given me enough for one large bowl of ramen. "Er, never mind…" Teuchi shrugged and walked into the back of the shop.

"Did you forget to bring money, again?" Kiba joked as he nudged me in the arm.

"Nope!" I smirked as I punched him in the arm. Kiba rubbed his arm as he pouted.

"Then why only one bowl?" Choji asked concerned.

"Sasuke only gave me six dollars…" I whispered.

"Sasuke?" Shikamaru questioned, somewhat surprised.

"Yeah," I replied in bitterly.

"See, I told you Sasuke was a good guy!" Everyone turned towards Choji and looked at him in shook. Okay, so you know how I said Kiba, Choji, Shikamaru, and I hate Sasuke? Scratch off Choji. "What? What did I say?" He asked worried as we all hung our heads in shame.

Sasuke's P.O.V.

I watched Sakura as she got dressed, "So did you bring a lunch?"

"Hn," I looked away as she turned towards me. Sakura wasn't very hot; actually none of the girls at our school were…

"Well, I'm glad I packed two lunches!" She smiled at me, that same stupid smile used to get free stuff. She probably didn't even make those lunches, I bet some poor sap gave her them for free. That was one thing both Sakura and Ino did, they used their "charm" to get whatever they wanted. "Here," Sakura handed me a box lunch. I took it from her without saying another word and began eating. "Someone's a little hungry, huh?" Sakura smirked at me. I replied with an eye roll and continued to stuff my face with food. She laughed lightly, before she started eating. Okay, one the lunches were really good and two, after fucking people are usually pretty hungry. So, no, I'm not just being fat. I'm just eating at a reasonable rate for my situation.

We sat in the gym in silence, as we always did, and ate our lunches. Not too long after, I finished my lunch and the bell rang. "Sixth bell…" I sighed. Sakura read my mind and looked down at the gym floor, "…gym." I hate gym, but at least it helped me get my anger out. I let out another sigh, before grabbing my box lunch, and heading for the locker rooms.

"Sasuke?"

"Uh?" I looked at Sakura, as if I was bored out of my mind.

She blushed lightly, "We should do this more often…"

"What? Why?" I questioned her sanity. My eyes narrowed as she began to speak once again.

"Well since we have such a short time together, I thought maybe…" She trailed off.

"You thought what?" I glared at her. She blushed again, obviously not looking at me right now.

"We could spend Fridays together and-"

"No!" I blurted out. She looked me in shock and confusion.

"Why not?" She asked me a little ticked off. Shit, the last thing I wanted was to listen to her bitch about me "not wanting her" or her whining about me "not loving her". That kind of thing just pisses me off. When I pick the girls that I wanted to have sex with, I specifically told them that we would have a "Friends with Benefits" relationship. Nothing more. But I needed to think of a good excuse, I didn't want to have to argue with her.

"Cause, I'm with…um…" I was going through every girl that goes to our school in my head. Suddenly the double doors, the gym's entrance, were kicked open.

"NARUTO UZUMAKI HAS ARRIVED!" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs as he threw his arms into the air. Both, Sakura and I, were caught off guard. Our eyes widen, but I shook my head a couple times and composed myself. I sighed for what seemed like the hundredth time today.

"Naruto…"

"Wait, what?" Sakura asked, now questioning my sanity. "You mean, you spend Fridays wit-" But before she could finish or I could understand what she was going to say, our gym teacher Anko Sensei came barging in blowing her whistle.

"Alright, brats! Get ready for class!" She grinned a cheesy grin, "Today, we'll be playing…dodge ball!"