Disclaimer: Not Mine…
A/N- I had this little drabble written out for a few months now and decided to type it up. This one is a Ron Monologue and originally I made a Hermione Monologue as a second part… but I wasn't sure if I should post it or not, so for now it's just the Ron version. Et me know if I should make the Hermione version too.
Look at her sitting there… reading as usual. She's mental! I swear, one day she'll go blind!
…I hate it when she'd reading! It's like she's in another world or something. I bet if I sit next to her she won't even look at me.
Bollocks! I bet if I were a famous Quidditch Player like that git, she'd give me the time of day… Sodding book, I'll go sit next to her, see if she notices…
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Nothing! As usual. Come on Hermione, please look at me, I'm bored! …I'll sigh, maybe that'll work…
-sigh-
Okay… maybe she didn't hear me! Yeah, that's probably it… I'll just sigh again.
-SIGH!-
Yes! I've got a reaction! … uh-oh. She doesn't look too pleased.
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Annoying? I'm not bloody annoying! She's bloody annoying! Every time she's lost in those books and won't even pay attention to me…
Egocentric? She's egocentric! All I want is your attention!
Why? Because I like it!
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Uh oh… why is she looking at me like that?
Why do I like her attention she asks?
Well that's bloody obvious, but I can't tell HER that…she'd hate me.
Oh no… not that scrutinizing look… get a grip Weasley. Just stop babbling like an idiot.
Did I just tell her I like potato crisps? …WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!
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Now she's gaping at me like I'm some psycho-maniac
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Great… The Blank Stare, The Triple Blink, The Exasperated Eye Roll/Headshake/Sigh
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Bollocks…
A/N- Er… did this make any sense to you? Because it kind of does to me but I'm not sure… Is this horridly awful? It is isn't it…