Mondays where always bad, but for one missing Nin it was worse then usual.
"AHHHH, un. IT'S ALL GONE."
"Relax Deidara we can get some more later."
"BUT DANNA, I NEED IT NOW."
"It's only hair gel. I'm sure you will survive. Also you can stop screaming."
"But, un"
"Don't 'but, un' me. We where suppose to leave for our mission 20 minutes ago. If you spent less time worrying about your hair and more on your missions, we would have already been able to go some where and get you, your gel."
"Fine, un."
20 minutes later Deidara walked into the main room where the Akatsuki gang where chatting about, whatever.
"Hey, Deidara"
"Hello, Kisame, un"
"Why are you wearing a Kyo hat?"
(A/N: Damn I want one)
"He's having a bad hair day."
"AHHH, Sasori Danna!"(A/N: assuming that Sasori was then the whole time --)
The Akatsuki suddenly went very quite, the gang where all staring at Deidara.
"Umm guys?"
"Deidara," Itachi spoke up. "Remove the hat."
Deidara, being totally afraid of Itachi did exactly what he told him to do. After removing his hat, the room filled with laughter.
Kisame walked over to Deidara and patted him on the back.
"Nice perm."
Deidara ran off screaming.