Han Solo was in luck. Just moments ago, he was having a drink in the Mos Eisley Cantina, minding his own business, when he had made a deal with Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi to take hem to the planet Alderaan. It wasn't that far from Tatooine, and he would be paid 17 Credits. That would be just enough to pay off a gangster he'd worked for, known as Jabba the Hutt. But before he could get his ship, the Millennium Falcon ready, he would encounter something he wouldn't have expected.

He stood up to walk out of the Cantina, when he suddenly got an unexpected visitor. Greedo, who he had known since he began working for Jabba the Hutt. Greedo was a trained marksman, who wouldn't take no for an answer. He walked up in front of Han with a blaster aimed at his chest, and said to him in a Rodian language,

"Going somewhere, Solo?"

He sounded serious, so Han responded,

"Yes Greedo, as a matter of fact I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his money."

But then Greedo responded,

"It's too late. You should've paid him when you had the chance. Jaba's put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first."

In a serious tone, Han responded, "Yeah but this time, I've got the money."

Almost as a joke, Greedo responded, "If you give it to me, I might forget I found you."

Now Han was getting annoyed with Greedo.

"I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba-"

He was interrupted by Greedo, who was also getting annoyed.

"Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an imperial cruiser."

Now Han was flat out getting angry.

He said, "Even I get boarded sometimes. You think I had a choice?" as he pulled a blaster out from below the table, out of Greedo's view.

Greedo then responded, "You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your ship."

Han didn't believe that. He'd never hand over the Millennium Falcon to Jabba the Hutt, that slimy gangster who could barely move at all.

"Over my dead body." He said arrogantly.

"That's the idea", Greedo went on. "I've been looking forward to this for a long time."

Right after he said that, Han brought his blaster into view.

"Yes, I'll bet you have."

However, Han was about to get the shock of his life. Less than a millisecond before he fired the blaster, Greedo shot, but somehow missed him. Han was stunned, and at the same time angry.

He stood up, and shouted, "WHOA WHOA WHOA! What the hell was that Greedo? I'm the one who was supposed to shoot dammit!"

The whole cantina fell silent after that.

Greedo tried to respond.

"Well, I needed to defend myself. What was I supposed to do?"

Han stood up on the table, and shouted,

"You know damn well what you were supposed to do! You were supposed to stand there, while blast your freaking brains out! (Sigh), ya know what? That's it, I'm done here! I'm going to freaking kill George Lucas for changing the script like that!"

And then he blasted Greedo several times.

*22 minutes later*

Han was in space, piloting the Millennium Falcon. He remembered the deal he made with Luke and Ben, but decided that would have to wait. He was just making the jump to hyperspace, to get revenge on George Lucas. It wasn't long before he found his way to planet Earth. He landed the Millennium Falcon in a thick forest near Los Angeles, where George was. Now he was ready for revenge...

*7 minutes later...*

George Lucas and the rest of his film crew was in a room in a tall, glass building, making the first editing on The Phantom Menace, which was to be released in two years. But during that, the door on the front of the main office room where George was burst open, snapping one of the hinges. Then Han stomped towards George, and pointed his blaster at him.

"You're dead you son of a bitch!" He shouted at him, while holding him by the throat. George tried to say something.

"W-what the hell's going on? Who are you?" he sputtered out.

Han wasn't amused by that. "You know god damned well who I am! And you know damn well what's what! Why'd you make Greedo shoot before me in the Special Edition? For all we know, fans are gonna be pissed and make blogs about it in ten years!"

He then released George as he fell to the ground. But now he was mad.

"Oh, I see, Solo. If that's the way its gonna be, then so be it. I brought you into this world, Han Solo, and now I'll take you out!"

George angrilly said as he stood up. Then he took a silver cylender out of his left pocket, and pressed a button. In one second, a beam of red energy came out, two and a half feet in length as a lightsaber.

As a response, Han did the same, except his lightsabor was blue in color. The rest of the film crew all got as far as possible from them as the battle began. Some even left the room.

Han made the first move as he swung the lightsaber at Lucas. But he counterattacked as he blocked Han's lihtsaber with his. The two blades made an energy sound as they collided.

It went on for nearly five full minutes, each swing doing damage. When Han tried to slice George's head off, he ducked, and in turn sliced a window in half, shattering as it fell to the ground. When George swung his lightsabor downwards at Han, he quickly dodged, slicing a nearby computer in two. By the time it was over, the entire office was a wreck. And now, George was forced to the ground by Han. He held his lightsabor a few inches from George's face. Near the midpoint, the two were in a lightsaber lock, as they pushed their weapons against one another. Lucas said in an angry tone, "I have altered the films. Prey I don't alter them any further."

"Over my... dead... BODY!" Han swung his lightsaber against Lucas's, struck it several times, and suddenly sliced his hand clean off. Lucas screamed as the space where his hand was turned into nothing. Lucas fell to the ground, facing Han. Han had his lightsaber just a few inches from Lucas's face.

Accepting his defeat, George said to Han in a weak tone, "You win. What do you want from me?"

Han replied, "In the new Star Wars Special Edition, I want you to change it to ONLY me who shoots Greedo in the cantina scene."

George was shocked by this. Han Solo almost killed him just so one little scene would be changed? It was outrageous.

"B-but Han, I- I did that so you'd be a better role-model for kids. Imagine if they saw someone and just shot them for no reason."

"That's the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard! Greedo gave me a death threat! If I waited for him to shoot, he could've killed me! He's a trained marksman, Lucas! I had a damn good reason to shoot. Not change it back!

Lucas was silent at first, but then managed to reply, "O-okay Han. I'll change it."

*4 months, and one new Special Edition later...*

"Yes, I'll bet you have.", Han said to Greedo.

He brought the blaster up, and in a second, Greedo's brains were blasted out

This time he didn't fire before he did. And now Han, and millons of Star Wars fans were satisfied.

"Now that's more like it", Han thought as he walked out of the cantina.

*5 Minutes Later*

Han Solo walked into the 94th Docking Bay where the Millennium Falcon was. He saw Luke, Ben, and Chewie standing by the landing platform, waiting for Han to get back. Then they caught sight of him.

"There you are! What the hell took you so long? We've been waiting for over an hour!" Luke complained.

Han simply grinned and replied, "Just had to take care of something.