Animal Fanatic does not own Artemis Fowl or Hamtaro.
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*~Chapter One~*
Butler: Artemis, what is your new plan to regain your families fortune now?
Artemis: My, new plan will not be revealed until further notice o0h and find out where the Ham-Hams live okay that information is so important we could not afford to not have it.
Butler: Yes,I will do as I`m told. Anything else Master Artemis?
Artemis: Yes, I need you to call Juliet in here right now I need her smarts about Hamtaro and his gang.
Butler: Right away Master Artemis, Right away.
~Meanwhile at the Ham-Ham Clubhouse~
Hamtaro: Hey everyone what are we going to do today? I`m so bored of Laura feeding me the same old food so I came here to escape all of those lettuce balls and to just hang with all of my best friends.
Bijou: Oh Hamtaro, how can you not love all of those wonderfully delicous lettuce balls, they are my favorite snack. Sandy:Yeah Hamtaro I thought you loved those delicous lettuce balls your owner Laura always feed you when it was snack time or some kind of meal during the day.
Hamtaro: Yeah I know I just kind of well..... got tired of having the same thing you know what I mean right?
Dexter: I understand your feelings and every ham-ham has to go threw those big changes like your going threw I assume.
Hamtaro:See at least Dexter understands that when you have to much of something it can get pretty boring and not very exciting.
Bijou:I will just have to miss those evenings out on the park everyday with you since that is what we eat at the park. I just couldn`t give up eating lettuce balls on our date Hamtaro I`m sorry but if we both don`t eat
lettuce balls at the park it will be so not special anymore.
Hamtaro: Oh no, we need to have those evenings out we just need to it`s our special moment together and if I can`t do that I will look just like boss, all scratched up.
Boss:WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME HAMTARO?!?!?!?!
Hamtaro:Nothing Boss, absolutely nothing promise, well....at least nothing mean.
Boss:Okay, but if I hear another thing about me from you your leaving the
clubhouse for today through tomorrow.
Hamtaro:Understood perfectly Boss.*whispers to self 'I think'* Bijou:Oh, Hamtaro promise me you`ll start liking them again, promise me.
Hamtaro:I promise.
~Later On In The Day At The Fowl Mansion~
Artemis:I`m glad you finally joined us Juliet. What took you so long to get here?
Juliet:Oh, it was your mother again she started saying things like your father has come back and he`s in the room with her and that your in there with her and your dad. I had to get her sleeping pills so that she would peacefully fall asleep before she started acting even weirder and plus I just couldn`t leave her by herself while she was awake.
Artemis:I understand perfectly Juliet but next time try to hurry I have no time to waste what so ever this is an extreme emergency.
Juliet:I`m so sorry Master Artemis my brother Butler apparently didn`t tell me it was an emergency.
Artemis:Oh yes, Butler why did you not tell your sister it was an emergency that I needed her immediatly?
Butler:Sorry, Master Artemis but it did not seem like an emergency when you told me to get her. I must be losing my touch on knowning when things are an emergency.
Artemis:Maybe, you should go back to the training area just for a little while?
Butler:but Master Artemis you must understand a butler or body guard cannot go back to training unless they want to be replaced and given to someone who is not as intelligent and brave as you.
Artemis:I agree Butler and I apoligize for even mentioning that to you my good friend. Butler and
Juliet:Oh Artemis there is never a need for you to apoligize to either of us.
Artemis:Thanks you two you will never be replaced while I`m alive.
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*~Chapter One~*
Butler: Artemis, what is your new plan to regain your families fortune now?
Artemis: My, new plan will not be revealed until further notice o0h and find out where the Ham-Hams live okay that information is so important we could not afford to not have it.
Butler: Yes,I will do as I`m told. Anything else Master Artemis?
Artemis: Yes, I need you to call Juliet in here right now I need her smarts about Hamtaro and his gang.
Butler: Right away Master Artemis, Right away.
~Meanwhile at the Ham-Ham Clubhouse~
Hamtaro: Hey everyone what are we going to do today? I`m so bored of Laura feeding me the same old food so I came here to escape all of those lettuce balls and to just hang with all of my best friends.
Bijou: Oh Hamtaro, how can you not love all of those wonderfully delicous lettuce balls, they are my favorite snack. Sandy:Yeah Hamtaro I thought you loved those delicous lettuce balls your owner Laura always feed you when it was snack time or some kind of meal during the day.
Hamtaro: Yeah I know I just kind of well..... got tired of having the same thing you know what I mean right?
Dexter: I understand your feelings and every ham-ham has to go threw those big changes like your going threw I assume.
Hamtaro:See at least Dexter understands that when you have to much of something it can get pretty boring and not very exciting.
Bijou:I will just have to miss those evenings out on the park everyday with you since that is what we eat at the park. I just couldn`t give up eating lettuce balls on our date Hamtaro I`m sorry but if we both don`t eat
lettuce balls at the park it will be so not special anymore.
Hamtaro: Oh no, we need to have those evenings out we just need to it`s our special moment together and if I can`t do that I will look just like boss, all scratched up.
Boss:WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME HAMTARO?!?!?!?!
Hamtaro:Nothing Boss, absolutely nothing promise, well....at least nothing mean.
Boss:Okay, but if I hear another thing about me from you your leaving the
clubhouse for today through tomorrow.
Hamtaro:Understood perfectly Boss.*whispers to self 'I think'* Bijou:Oh, Hamtaro promise me you`ll start liking them again, promise me.
Hamtaro:I promise.
~Later On In The Day At The Fowl Mansion~
Artemis:I`m glad you finally joined us Juliet. What took you so long to get here?
Juliet:Oh, it was your mother again she started saying things like your father has come back and he`s in the room with her and that your in there with her and your dad. I had to get her sleeping pills so that she would peacefully fall asleep before she started acting even weirder and plus I just couldn`t leave her by herself while she was awake.
Artemis:I understand perfectly Juliet but next time try to hurry I have no time to waste what so ever this is an extreme emergency.
Juliet:I`m so sorry Master Artemis my brother Butler apparently didn`t tell me it was an emergency.
Artemis:Oh yes, Butler why did you not tell your sister it was an emergency that I needed her immediatly?
Butler:Sorry, Master Artemis but it did not seem like an emergency when you told me to get her. I must be losing my touch on knowning when things are an emergency.
Artemis:Maybe, you should go back to the training area just for a little while?
Butler:but Master Artemis you must understand a butler or body guard cannot go back to training unless they want to be replaced and given to someone who is not as intelligent and brave as you.
Artemis:I agree Butler and I apoligize for even mentioning that to you my good friend. Butler and
Juliet:Oh Artemis there is never a need for you to apoligize to either of us.
Artemis:Thanks you two you will never be replaced while I`m alive.