Hi guys! Welcome to my collection of SmoshGames one-shots! The main pairings I'll write about will be Marhinki (MariXSohinki), Jovencorn (JovenshireXLasercorn), Ianthony (IanXAnthony), and Iancorn (IanXLasercorn). Feel free to PM me with any requests that you have and I'll be more than happy to write them! I love requests! Anyway... enjoy!

1. Cuddles (Marhinki)

This oneshot is placed just at the end of the Game Bang Episode called "WE SLAUGHTER HELPLESS CRITTERS." I hope you all like cuddly toys for this one... because there's lots of fluff! (See what I did there? Enjoy!)

Earlier in the Game Bang episode...

"...And the loser loses their stuffed animal!" said David evilly.

"WHAT?!" exclaimed Mari, clutching her toy lion to her chest tightly. "That's so cruel! I don't wanna lose John Snow..."

"The rules are the rules!" said Joshua. "STUFF BANG!

"Bang stuff!" chimed in Anthony, getting a low chuckle from Ian.

"You can't do this!" Mari protested. "I've had him since I was three!" she held on to her toy tighter, tears brimming in her eyes.

"I'm sorry, Mari, it's the rules," Matt said quietly in her ear. He put his hand on her shoulder comfortingly. "Just hand him over, and it'll be done with sooner."

Mari looked helplessly into Matt's eyes, and unwillingly held out the toy to Lasercorn.

"AARGH!" growled David as he immediately snatched Mari's stuffed animal and ripped every limb from its body, bit off the head, and tipped the stuffing on to the floor. Mari hid her sobs by covering her mouth with her hands. She felt like she was going to be sick. Lasercorn had ripped apart her childhood friend in front of her eyes. She felt betrayed, and wanted to cry. She looked up, broken, at Matt Sohinki, her best friend and her secret crush, who gazed apologetically back.

"Lasercorn, you monster!" he cried. "I'm so sorry, Mari," he whispered sadly.

Mari leaned her head on Matt's shoulder, holding back her tears, but it was too much. Before the camera had stopped rolling, she ran out of the room sobbing.

David began to follow her. "Mari, I..." he hesitated. "Maybe I shouldn't have done that."

Matt felt suddenly angry. "How could you do that so horrifically? She's had that lion since she was three and you think it's ok to rip its head off with your teeth?!"

David looked at the floor, ashamed. "I'm really sorry, Sohinki. I dunno what I was thinking."

Matt felt bad for lashing out at David. "Look, I'm sorry. I guess it was just the rules of the game."

"You should go talk to her, dude," Joshua said. Matt looked at David expectantly.

"...Matt, he's talking to you," Ian said, folding his arms.

"Me? I'm not the one who needs to apologise," cried Matt.

"David can apologise later, it's too soon," explained Anthony. "Matt, you're her best friend. You should see if she's ok and calm her down. Plus," he added, with a small smile, "We know you're crazy about her."

Matt rolled his eyes, but couldn't help but smile a bit. "Stop teasing me about that. If she ever finds out, I might die of embarrassment. I'll go talk to her." He marched out of the room and closed the door.

Ian raised an eyebrow at Anthony. "You just had to say it, didn't you? You always bring it up. Why?"

Anthony smirked at the group. "Because a little birdy *coughKalelcough* told me that she feels the same way."

Joshua smiled. "I guess that explains all their shameless flirting."

David looked at the ceiling. "God, I know. They're so cute it just makes me sick."

Joshua elbowed David in the ribs playfully. "Hey, you. Jealous, that's what you are."

David smiled cheekily. "Me? Jealous of the perfect couple? Neeeveeer!" His voice dripped with sarcasm.

Watching the scene unfold into a tickle fight from the other side of the room, Ian whispered to Anthony. "God, they're so cute it makes me sick."

Anthony laughed. "Well, both of the perfect couples better figure it out soon enough or I'll lock them in cupboards and won't let them out until they do."

Ian grinned. "Glad to see I'm not the only one who's batshit crazy around here."

Matt found Mari curled in a ball, weeping under her desk. "Go away Lasercorn," she said in between sobs. She looked up. "Oh," she wiped the tears from her red eyes. "Hi, Matt."

"Hi Mari," he said quietly. "Mind if I join you?"

"No, not at all," she said, a small smile creeping onto her face as she shifted over and Matt joined her under her desk. He put his arm around her shoulders and she rested her head on his shoulder. They fit together like two pieces of a puzzle. She felt a bit happier now that Matt was here, but shivers still ran through her body like cold, icy shocks.

"Are you ok?" Matt patted Mari's head as she broke back into tears.

"...I know it sounds stupid, but John Snow was my best friend when I was a child, and even a teenager," she began, sniffling. "When the kids at school would beat me up, I'd hide in the bathrooms with him and just hug him and... Cry. And when I have nightmares at night, the only one there is John Snow." She looked down at the floor. "And... well, you know how much I hate horror. I have a pretty active imagination, and my nightmares are terrifying. I'm sorry," she laughed at herself self-consciously.

Matt hugged her tighter. "Don't apologise." He paused for a second. "Y-you know," he began hesitantly, "When I was younger, I had this little cuddly cat toy called Kitty, a-and... Just like you, when the kids at school bullied me, I'd hide in the bathroom, cuddling Kitty. But, one day, in high school," he swallowed, "this one kid, Mike, he, uh, punched me, and kicked me, and emptied my bag all over the floor. He found Kitty, and gutted my stuffed animal all over the floor... And... God, I'm so sorry, I shouldn't be saying this," he wiped his eyes. "The reason I'm telling you this, is because I wanted you to know that I understand what you're feeling, and it's ok to be upset when something close to your heart goes away."

He looked at the floor, eyes red with tears. "

I've never told anyone that before, you know, Matt?"

He looked up at Mari. "Huh?"

She rested her hand on his shoulder. "I've never told anyone why John Snow was so special to me. My past with that toy has been so painful and special at the same time, and I'm sad that he's gone. But, now that I've told someone, I don't feel so bad," she smiled at him.

He let a small smile pull at the corners of his lips. "I've never told anyone either. And now I don't feel so bad either." His smile grew. "I guess what made my stuffed animal special was that I could share my thoughts with it... And I can share my thoughts with you too, and you're special to me too."

Mari beamed at Matt, the tears in her eyes drying away. "You're special to me too, Matt." She wrapped his arms around his shoulders and pulled him in for a hug. After adjusting to the surprise, Matt chuckled and hugged her back. Mari giggled. "You nicer to cuddle than any stuffed animal, too."

He smiled, and softly kissed the side of Mari's forehead. "You too, Mar."

More to come soon! Comment or PM me with requests or even ideas that you want me to write about, and I'll also do a really LONG one-shot about the ENTIRE crew! Anyway, for now... back to naptime!

TheHyperNarcoleptic xxxx